DARK SIDE HQ; Star Wars 7 - Force Awakens Spoilers. Currency Update- Dark Side Developments.. oh, and Han's Death.

We need one of these, first thing's first!

Credit due for this one -  a huge laser weapon nestled along the equator, positioned on one side of the ice planet.  Just Brilliant.  The red streak we see as Ren watches ( see trailer)... that is the large laser unleashed by this baby.  Very nice.

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Well, the first sketches of Snoke have been unleashed.  Again, I don't know how I feel about this.  We had Bossk ( see huge write up on him in the previous post), He-Man has King Hisss... and Cobra Khan, and a huge amount of snake people...  plus Cobra Commander is a snake, well, he has 24 eyes scattered along, around his head, which is why he uses the cape - so he can show only 2 eyes.

Notice a theme?   That's right... the reptilian reveal is real.  We have a strong alliance with aliens... and in particular the Greys and the reptilians.  

Say hello to our new high lord leader!  Darth Snoke!  Oh boy.

Here's Serkis on Snoke, on 11-15-15:

The scale of him, for instance, is one reason. He is large. He appears tall. And also just the facial design – you couldn’t have gotten there with prosthetics. It’s too extreme. Without giving too much away at this point, he has a very distinctive, idiosyncratic bone structure and facial structure. You could never have done it [in real life.]


and...

Supreme Leader Snoke is quite an enigmatic character, and strangely vulnerable at the same time as being quite powerful. Obviously he has a huge agenda. He has suffered a lot of damage. As I said, there is a strange vulnerability to him, which belies his true agenda, I suppose.

plus , there's this from Serkis when asked if Snoke had appeared anywhere in the canon/universe:

No, he’s a new character in this universe. It is very much a newly introduced character. He’s aware of what’s gone on, in the respect that he has been around and is aware of prior events. I think it’d be fair to say that he is aware of the past to a great degree.

Wow- this is a mind-blowing interview- thanks for the highly insight focused interview Andy, can you shovel the crap any more?

It's funny how large our ( Empire, First Order ) army of soldiers appears.  Over 30 years we have given ourselves a new name, storm troopers a new look, and we have done well... under the rule of the new Sith Lord Snoke... and perhaps a little push from Luke.  We are talking 30 years here, remember... still.. too many years wasted.

Phasma will be 86'd in Part 7.  An easy kill to pair up with Solo's death, per Harrison Ford's terms to return.  Phasma has "I am going to be the one of material cause that dies in Part 7.

We must recall, lots of toys will be sold, so Disney has teamed up with both Hasbro AND Mattel to get the money machine rolling.  Look at this, a reptile face, they call him Zeb... but I have no idea who the heck this is:

Hasbro has this rebel ally for sale.  He looks like one of Snoke's henchmen.  

Toy lines always spoil so keep an eye on the toy lines... we were able to get a look at the Cobra Commander from Gi JOE ala Hasbro.


Does Ren wear a mask just because Vader did and there is no reason?  Does he have an injury which the mask helps make him more comfortable around people?  I don't like it.  The look of the mask... could they have chosen something better?  30 years later and the innovative ideas hit the shitter.

Hmmm... have not seen this before.

Luke may have stepped over the the Dark Side and permitted the Empire to return to its former glory.

Luke

It appears Luke has joined the dark side and has been keeping things orderly by suppressing the rebellion... ( his sister?) and permitting the First Order to stock pile soldiers and build a massive star system weapon ( which apparently can wipe out star systems, but we only get a test as it blows up what's her name's castle.... are you kidding me?  A castle?  I thought this weapon is being billed as more powerful than the Death Star... why the heck are they using it for a job a few TIE fighters with bombs can do?  I hope they can figure out a way to make this work...)

I had to... Vader has to be in all posts.

It makes sense... remember - the only reason why Star Wars has not done any post jedi films from 84 to 99 (15 years of no star wars). is because Harrison Ford wanted nothing to do with it.  It took a little extra money to get Harrison on board for this... and his character's death was a requirement.  So part 7 will be all Han, and Part 8 and 9 will give Luke his screen time.  Mark Hamill has done voice worik because his teeth are horrible.. chippy and black.

Interesting... think about all the possibilities Disney had... they chose Abrams... fresh from Star Trek... and there is so much that could be done.. and it appears that very little has been done.

 So be patient, Harrison Ford did not want to get involved with three films... and he will go out in style.  Luke will be taking over the top billing after Han Solo's death.

Hey, Skip, let's go play catch!  Wanna ice cream soda?  Ya like Root Beer?  What's that?  Your name is General Hux and you have an important position in the hihger elite levels of the Empire... and all of this with a look of a 14 year old??? really?  Well, thanks for sharing.

Another guy who will be the focus of all three films, in his case, is General Hux, who looks like he is 15 years old!  Great!  I guess they think he will grow int the role as a film will be released every 2 years.  Captain Phasma looks like an easy kill and she will be the big casualty on the dark side.  Can't wait to find out why the heck she is wearing that silly shiny chrome outfit... if it is better why don't we see more of them.  If you noticed the soldiers dressed in black in the big army pic...those are TIE fighter pilots.  They have a sh** load of them!

Just released today, a look at Snoke.. so much for keeping the truth about our relationship with aliens under wraps.  Hwood, in the most anticipated film in 20 years, had to include some love for our rulers.

Well, we bring it back to snoke.  I just hope he is deadly.  Also, I see no reason why they cant bring back Darth Vader.. or at least his outfit and mask.  Plus, we should see a Boba fett cameo... and if we don't they are just stupid.

Below is an okay trailer for the dark side.  The idiot uses phantom menace music until getting right at 0.54. Enjoy.  I still love the Ren walking and lighting the sabre as he walks in the snowy forest.



Here's an OK trailer, th e proper music applied at 0.54