Channing Tatum's performance in Foxcatcher confirms he is the worst actor in America. We have a winner! Smile CT! |
Confirmed: Channing
Tatum Has To Be America’s Worst Actor
A character can never be THAT uncomfortable looking. His performance brings us anguish, misery, torment and torture. His attempt at creating a believable role delivers to us woe, distress, and angst. Every scene he's in- all, and believe me there are way too many in this 2 hour, finely produced film, but at each point in the film we see Tatum as Schultz, each of these moments fulfill the viewer with a highly concentrated dose of: dread, uneasiness, hurt, sorrow, concern, dejection, desolation, despair, discomfort, grief, distraction... and last but not least... torture.
“What is it you look to achieve, Mark?” asks DuPont.
“Well, I want to win Worlds.
And I want to win Olypic gold at Seoul,” responds Tatum, in most likely
the worst display of acting I have ever seen.
The role was given to Tatum because he and Mark Schultz kind of look alike! Forget his ability to act - no, he looks like the guy! [Remember when we had brains?] |
While the film “FOXCATCHER” brings with it multiple
fallacies and awkward choices ( for example, there is only one female in the
film, Redgrave who puts in a stellar, Oscar worthy performance as Mrs.
DuPont). The most disturbing being how
the film does not answer any of the questions it raises. The audience needs to figure out what the
trigger of tension is between Mark Schultz and John DuPont. Is is the result of Dupont slapping him in
the face, calling him an ungrateful ape, and that he made such a mistake
bringing him to his current position?
“I can’t be here,” Schultz proclaims to his brother,
Dave. It would be nice if we were
given an opportunity to understand the frustration Marks feels. These are emotions of substantial abundance,
significant enough for him to leave a high paying, comfy role, and we are never
given a break to learn and understand- sure we can assume - but why not give us a flashback later in the film - let us see what they don't want us to see.
Bennett decides to leave it out, to let the audience suffer. It would not be his first decision resulting
in audience pain and agony. No, that
began way back in the beginning, when he decided to cast Channing Tatum as the
main character of the film. “Flash over
substance!” Albert Brooks stated when he confronts Holly Hunter about ending up
with Tom…a/k/a the devil!
That’s right, Tatum does have a similar appearance to Mark
Schultz.
“Who cares if he can’t act?
He looks like him!”
And so it begins… the film could have cast a quality
actor with less of a Schultz's physical attributes, and guess what- it would not have even
mattered what he looks like.
To introduce all of the examples of how and why Tatum is so
bad, well, that would be even more painful than watching the film. Once is enough! Christ! I will write that he plays it awfully slow,
and there is nothing genuine about his performance. He creates a character that is not unique,
not even close to possibly being a real character. It is ONLY bad acting at its most greatest, proudest
point- EVER.
How do you combat these negative influences, these drawbacks
of major concern?
Well, you bring in Steve Carrell to play DuPont. You bring in Ruffalo to play Dave. Both Steve and Mark deliver enough nasty
vibe, much masterful acting work to not only neutralize the awful performance
given by Tatum, but enough wonderful work to boost the film up in the 7.6547
area! It is mind blowing… and one must
ask- does this give the film character itself, make it a special project, one
that could be used as an example in film schools for decades and generations to
come!
The tempo, style, and precision of delivery can be consumed with pure bliss s a film viewer. "Coach is a mentor. Coach is a leader. Coach is a father." |
Well, I know Tatum continues to go to acting classes and he
should. Can I give you at least one
scene, one point in the film that can be accepted as an OK performance/ocassion by
Tatum? Listen, I can’t think of one… but
I am sure there is a 2 second juncture when he is okay- again, I just cannot
think of it.
Moral of the story is that sure this piece carries a hint of
humor but there is nothing funny at all about this. Flash over substance, the employment of
hiring actors that look the part – but cannot even closely play the part, will
only continue to drive Hollywood into the ground of failure.
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