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| Hoped Defoe would challenge Rockwell for Supporting Oscar. Sadly, there's not much to it. |
IN THE INTEREST OF OUR VALUABLE TIME THIS WILL BE QUICK.
WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE WHEN A MOVIE [NOT A FILM, NOT ART, CRAP MOVIE] LIKE THIS GETS THROUGH DECISION MAKERS IN THE INDUSTRY. RANDOM SCRAPS OF BORING MOMENTS ARE BUUNDLED TOGETHER TO CREATE A LARGE SCALE PILE OF SH*T.
LIKE 'CALL ME BY YOUR NAME,' NOTHING HAPPENS HERE.
IT'S AS IF THEY THINK PRODUCING NO ENTERTAINMENT VALUE IS ACCEPTABLE IN THESE TIMES. THIS IS A TURN IN THE WRONG DIRECTION AND IT IS A LONG WAY DOWN.
WE DO NOT LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE ALL YOU NEED IS A CAMERA, 120 MINUTES OF BORING FOOTAGE, AND MONEY TO RELEASE A FILM FOR CINEMA CONSUMPTION.
THIS FILM TRIES TO CLING TO REALITY-ART AND IF NOT FOR WILEM DEFOE THIS THING STOPS DEAD.
"MAKE IT AS REALISTIC AS POSSIBLE. JUST DON'T BE BORING,"
--Stanley Kubrick
THE TITLE IS A REFERENCE TO THE WORKING NAME FOR DISNEY WORLD DURING THE PLANNING STAGES.
IF YOU SAT DOWN AND WATCHED TWO HOUR OF COMMERICALS YOU WOULD BE MORE ENTERTAINED. NOW, CONSIDER THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY ASKING PEOPLE TO PAY ...TO PAY MONEY TO SEE THIS GARBAGE! THEY WANT YOUR MONEY, OUR MONEY, TO COMPENSATE THEM FOR PRODUCING THE MOST BORING, WORST WRITTEN, HORRIBLY FILMED SAD EXCUSE FOR A MOVIE THAT IS A WORSE EXPERIENCE THAN STARING AT THE TOILET BOWL FOR AN HOUR OR PUTTING A CAMCORDER ON THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER FOR TWO HOURS.
WE NEED A GOVERNMENT SPONSORED AGENCY INSTALLED TO PREVENT THEFT AND FRAUD IN THE FILM INDUSTRY. THIS WILL STOP THE UNCREATIVE, AND THEIR POOR POOR QUALITY PROJECTS FROM EVER STEALING MONEY FROM CITIZENS WHO ARE TRICKED INTO AN EXPERIENCE THAT WILL BE ENTERTAINING.
YES, THIS IS HOW BAD IT IS GETTING. WE'LL CALL IT FECES; THE FILM AND ENTERTAINMENT CREDIBILTY ENFORCEMENT SYSTEM.
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