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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

When Jurors Get It Wrong - The Best of The Worst States. Plus The Juliana Redding Case


The state of Florida dropped the ball with the Casey Anthony verdict - but received a pass due to how suspicious George Anthony had been and the likely possibility that this was a drowning - with George knowing his wife lived for the little kid - and he would lose his meal ticket if she drowned on his watch.

Then along comes Zimmerman.  No one should be driving around with a gun looking for action.  Florida fu#**ed up again - as we see GZ getting arrested 3x since his acquittal.

But we have to travel to Cali to obtain one of the worst cases of juror incomepetence.  It is associated with the Julianna Redding case - the young hotty who slept with almost anyone who had money or film connections - and her personality , I guess, didn't jive well with the jury - they obviously did not like her too much, if they let her killer walk.

Interesting story - Redding starts banging a rich immigrant, and he buys her cars and and a house.  Then, she ditches him, and he goes and pays off his "female James Bond Villain Type" sort of like a female Jaws.

The encounter must have been something for the ages.  Redding in her apartment, probably texting with six guys - all of whom she is sleeping with.  All of a sudden - a knock comes at the door.  Bam.

Julianna's world is at its end as a six foot emforcer-Chinese American 43 year old power house begins to beat the shit out of her.  Her name is Kim Pak (I think).

Similar to Bond facing off against Jaws, Redding had to deal with this chick.


Interesting how Richard keil, who played Jaws, a villain good enough toappear in multiple Bond films, including a fave of mine: "Moonraker," looks like Michael Shannon.




Anyway, Pak turned the gas stove on - flipped out the pilot light ( so gas only flowed through the house ) and she lit a candle,all of this after she strangled Redding and left her dead on her bed. So when the door opened, the O2 would spark a big explosion - or something to that effect.  It didnt work - and all the dna evidecence had been preserved.

Pak's DNA was all over Redding, the stove,the phone, everywhere.  Interesting note that Redding's phone showed an outbound call to 911- so she tried to call in but Pak wasn't having it.

Even with Pak's DNA evidence everywhere - the jury acquitted Pak!  Can you believe this?

Goes to teach you girls a lesson - be careful when dealing with rich married guys who want you - bad.  I guess they can not only buy a Lambo for a bday gift- but also a jury for the chick who did the dirty work.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Random Ten: A Look At Some of The Best Films Matching Up Against Suitable Opponents.



Enjoy. Films picked in blind random fashion [from my library].  Winner advances.  Double Elimination.

We start with the pairings:


Master and Commander (2003) VS.  Factotum  (2007)

Pirate Radio (2010)  VS.  Drugstore Cowboy (1992)


Mr. Brooks (2008) Vs.  Day of The Jackal (1968)


North Shore (1988) Vs. The Dark Crystal (1985)


The Prestige (2006)   Vs.  Country Strong (2011)


Creepshow II  (1989)  Vs. About Schmidt (2005)




Okay, so I have 12 - thought this could work out well.


Let's start with:

Master and Commander (2003) VS.  Factotum  (2007)

MC was a pleasant film set on the seas and it is rare we get films with dedicated ocean settings.  The Bounty had been a previous, excellent experience, but the Pirate of The Carribbean films have proven themselves to be for kids - and I am okay with that.

It would be difficult to beat MC - with R.Crowe giving an excellent performance as the Captain.  He softly pets the ship after the first bombing... reassuring it of his confidence in her.  A fine film, cast well, with little bulls#*!t, although the doctor's/ Bettany's over the top collection of animals strains its scoring potential. <<[ Note - Crowe and Bettany return as they both worked in " A Beautiful Mind."  Peter Weir directs and  it is his best work followed by "Dead Poets Society."  This Aussie director needs to work more - for our sake.]]>

Score:  8.7562


Factotum (2007)

A big fan of Matt Dillon - he really comes through in this film - and he has two entries total.  Factotum is a far better experience than "BarFly" which places Mickey Rourke in the title role.  This is a hilarious film.  Dillon plays a raging alcoholic who jumps from job to job.  Great support from Marisa Tomei.

Score:  8.2937

Winner:  Master and Commander


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Pirate Radio

A funny British film that has its moments - both good and bad.  The "My Generation" scene was too campy, but not as painful as when Hoffman emerges from the sea at the end... by himself.  Branagh's villain was a bit much but the Christmas scenes were good - evidencing a strict, dysfunctional realm.  Fun charcaters led by Nighy, Frost, and Brown as the Dawn Treader kept this film from drowning.

Score:  6.0060


Drugstore Cowboy

Dillon returns and its another fine performance by him in this wonderful film set in 1971 (versus 1966 above) we have two period pieces facing off.  I'm afraid there isn't much to this matchup.

Winner:  Drugstore Cowboy


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Mr. Brooks

This is a tough match-up - both films I have enjoyed and keep in good favor.  It is extyremely difficult to beat Fred Zinneman's Day of the Jakal(yes,the film all horrible re-makes are sourced from), but if any film can do it, it is Brooks - one of the only Costner films I really like.

It isn's Coster that makes this film what it is - itis William Hurt, one of the greatest actors of our time.  Playing Costner's Ego, we get a fun glance at a great duo of actors.  Not really pleased with Cooke or Moore, and their involvement hurts the score earned by this film.  Great ending and Panabaker is truly a beauty.



Day of the Jackal

"Half now, half later," Jackal states, in a line that is frequently and wisely borrowed and employed in other films.  This is an epic, long but fun... a masterpiece.  Even a formidable opponent like Mr. Brooks can't shake the fact that "Day of The Jackal" is the favorite to win this battle royal.


Winner: Day of The Jackal



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

North Shore

Here we have an 80's match with both films set in separate worlds.  North Shore has a great ending, where we get to enjoy good coverage of a surfing competition.  Rick can be annoying, but still NS is one of the best from that decade.

Score:  7.2685


The Dark Crystal

Jim Henson's master work is longing for a sequel.  This film will be tough to beat.

Score:  9.7102

Winner: The Dark Crystal



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The Prestige

Great book, better film.  This first round match-up is a layup for one of the best films - EVER.


Country Strong

An OK look at the illuminati-free country music set.  I still think Leighton Meester looks much better with blonde hair ( see The Roommate).  Paltrow plays this well, and she has a good number of songs.  There is something missing from this film, and it is not the relationship between Meester and Hedlund which consumes valuable minutes.  No match.

Winner:  The Prestige



..>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Creepshow II

Ah, you can't beat the Creepshows... or at least we will find out as CS II squares off against a big oppoenent in AS.  IN CS II we get some of King's short pieces from " Skeleton Crew' brought to life.  The Raft, Old  Chief Wooden Head are the onoy two good elements, but they bring strength.  What could possibly be better than a seven foot Indian made of wood - coming to life to kill the ills of society??  Not much.

Score:  8.5779


About Schmidt

ONe of Nicholson's greatest performances ever - he was robbed by the academy and deserved the Best Actor Oscar (Brody won for "The Pianist.")  This film takes off at the moment when Jack lifts his pen and begins with:  'Dear Ndugu,"
The hilarious boyfriend... how about the scene where this dopey looking guy strust out of the water bed shop looking like an awful used bed salesman?  Priceless.  The film keeps to this level of quality and as a result, achieves a high score in the end.

Winner:  About Schmidt


Stay Tuned - Second Round Match-ups, including the KO rounds for the losers (remember, this is a double elimination competition, if you lose once, you are not eliminated!).  More color on each film ,in each round... you'll see.

Monday, December 9, 2013

The Greats: Where Are They Now ?

Mark Holton - what a great actor.  Taken off the roster and placed on the shelf rack - the one never referred to - we all must suffer.

I recently viewed "Leprechaun I" a great film.  I love how the Leprechaun has a habit of shining shoes - a trait abandoned in the rest of the films - big mistake.  Instead they made Warwick Davis rhyme when he speaks - awful results yielded there.  (*Note, WWF Films is releasing a re-boot with Horswooggle, their house midget, as the title character for "Leprechaun: Origins."  It's a good premise, we'll see if they do anything smart with it.  Well, Holton plays a great role in that film, as Ozzie.


Sorry about these double pics - just refer to the one on the left side.  Holton also played Fat Stuff in the Teen Wolf films, acting as the only common link between the two films.

Anyway, Holton is hilarious in Leprechaun 1 and also in Pee Wee I.  Why is this guy not in more films?

He finally received a starring role as JW Gacy in "GACY," but after that his appearances have faded.

It's too bad, we need more heavy-set actors - entertaining!

Here's to Mark Holton - if you need an agent, Mark, call the Web Master.

Enjoy

James Gandolfini - Big Loss Incurred By Already THIN Hollywood Roster. Plus, Foreshadowing in "Killing Them Softly."



As we know, Hwood recycles the same actors over and over again.  A restricted roster of actors is only one of many other BIGGER problems.  (As an example - look at how Ben Kingsley was cast as the Villain in the recent Iron Man film.  Really?  Ghandi?  C'mon!

James Gandolfini's role in True Romance had been the perfect fit for him - a low level capo in the mafia.  He did not belong in the role of being Don for any crime family.

I was shocked he received a role in "Where the Wild Things Are."  Actors are used for their appearance and their talent on screen - not for their voices.  Thus, using actors in voice roles is a huge waste.

JG would have gone on to make hundred of movies - it never stops for these actors.

Interesting to note that there is a scene in "Killing Them Softly" where B Pitt and JG's character, "Mickey" a hit man from New York ( good casting, good role, and he worked well during his opening scene - trolling through the airport with one of those annoying pieces of baggage that has wheels). In that scene - JG and BP both sit at a table in a bar - and Gando is seen pounding martians - about 4-5 drinks - and Bpitt even notes that he should slow down.  So here we have art imitating life - as Gando probably enjoyed the drinking scene and suggested it to the director, since he would not be pretending so much, since it had been reported that he was drinking like  fish in Rome before his heart attack.
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Anyway, here's to Gandolfini, a big loss for an industry that really needs help.  Hiding faces and aliens on screen may be not be the answer- perhaps its time to bring those hidden pics out and maybe we could get some good film.

Friday, December 6, 2013

It's Time For The He-Man / Master of The Universe Film... Enough - Let's Go...

Beast Man is ready to kick some He-Man ass!

It's so easy to journey to another universe and land on Eternia.

With a warchest of quality villains, this is such a travesty.

Frank Langella's acceptance of the Skeletor role is really commendable - and I admire him as an actor so much for.

Let's get this prject on the fast track -I'll help with the script let's go!

Who's a better villain than Skeletor, c'mon !!

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

The NEW and IMPROVED MONEY HONEY ! Thank Goodness Bartiromo Leaves CNBC - and WELCOME the Beautiful, Concise, Kelly Evans! Mmmm...


Wow - who would have though that Maria Bartiromo's departure would be good news!

Well, it is.

Now, we get to enjoy Kelly Evans - the hottest thing to hit TV since Erin Barnett.

Too bad Becky Quick has become a zombie while married to the producer of the CNBC show she works for.

Here is some sound advice for Kelly Evans - PLEASE DO NOT DATE OR MARRY ANY ONE AFFILIATED WITH FINANCIAL TV COVERAGE.  They will just bring you down, baby, bring you down to Chinatown.

Congratulations, Ms. Evans.  You rock this webmaster's world!

Enjoy. and good luck.  Stay single. You are #1.

Monday, December 2, 2013

Coming Soon: Fast X, FF-11, Fast Fifteen ... this franchise could have gone on and on and on and on.... there was no stopping it.


Anyone else notice how fast  production began after Fast 5, Fast 6 and on into this summer's principal photography for Fast 7??? <no pun intended>

Nothing can recently compare with the success of this franchise, and the quite simple film model its been based upon.

An interesting director in Wan, and a handful of OK actors who will never ever receive any type of acting nomination ever across all their cumulative careers. ,although Dwayne "Rock" Johnson showed promise - especially in his role for "Pain and Gain," he was hilarious.

It seemed like this would be an easy money maker for the studio syndicate - headlined by Universal.

Now, prospects do not look so bright.

Strange how  these guys let their friends control their lives --- they sit there and let these guys who are worth 1/10 of their value, and they let them drive around with their lives.  Whys is Walker getting into this bozo's Porsche and letting him drive around like a fucking race car driver -- for fun?  Stars need to think twice about EVER letting someone like that drive them around.  They were probably both high and buzzing after hours of drinking at the typhoon benefit.  WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS AT CHARITY EVENTS LIKE THESE? DO YOU THINK ITS A SOBERING SET OF HOURS WHERE EVERYONE HOLDS HANDS, WATCH VIDEO AND LISTEN TO VICTIM COMMENTARY>?

Hell no - people drink,drug and party - that';s what is has always been about.  Nothing wrong with that - but this idiot should have had his driver ready for him afterward.

Walker  was kind of annoying as an actor - I found him to be a straight script reader with an irritating twang of some type.  Still, too bad he;s gone.  I heard he was dating a 16 year old for the past  7 years... sick? or smart? (obvi, the girl is 23 now).


Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Special Tribute: Award For One Of The Best - If Not The Best: Kristy McNichol



A brief note and reminder - Kristy McNichol is one of the greatest American actresses - EVER.

Just saw her in "Little Darlings," with Matt Dillon.  She is super sexy even IF she looks ridiculous smoking Marlboro Reds.

Check her out in that film - the first three parts are on you tube.

A string of poor management decisions forced Kristy to take parts in really basic, simple, sub-par films.  This stole her fire, and she could not recover.

We all now have suffered long enough.. time for Kristy to make a comeback.
We love you, Kristy!  Cheers - here is to you - you stood up to Hollywood and did not let them use and abuse you.

Enjoy.

Monday, November 25, 2013

Save These Pics - Pull Them Up and Use the ZOOOOOOM feature.... but first...


 
 
 
Flip them upside down.
 
Do you see the hidden pictures?
 
Some happy , some dark, do not underestimate the power because not only upside down, but at all angles - reveal new images.
 
Wow!

Saturday, November 16, 2013

The Real Reason Behind Jack Nicholson's Absence.


Jack Nicholson is not having memory issues.  Watch About Schmidt - observe the level of acting in that film by Jack.  He wanted the Oscar - and it was his last push... that was a tough role to take.  He played a character 180 degress off himself.

Do you think he needs a script to act?

No, the reason he pitched that idea is because if you look at his last two films, they were forced.

Bucket List was a money maker.  They probably, initially, wanted Freeman to be the rich guy.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Our Nation's Best Kept Secret: Mani Dex , North Carolina



Mani Dex, FAR LEFT, has taken over the #1 spot from recently crowned champ, Mark O'Mara.
  Introducing the best defense attorney in the country: Mani D.  Most recently, Mani had been retained by Raven Abaroa in the murder trial of his wife, Janet.

A master of her craft, Mani and her sidekick, Tyndall, turned on the tact and more or less, won the trial.  This was a case centered on insurance - and Raven cashed in big time as a result of Janet's murder ( she was slashed to death with a knife).  Raven also had multiple affairs - some with very attractive girls like Jennifer Walker.  Their  6 month old son was unharmed, and I think a box of jewelry may have been missing.

To me, this case would be a slam dunk for the state.  After appraising the evidence, one can easily deduce that Raven hired a killer side-kick for the dirty work to get the job done... promising a nice slice of the cheese pie he would be getting from "Kill Your Wife And We Pay You Incurance Company, Incorporated."

However, if you look at some of the key evidence, especially having a critical look at some of the people who delivered it, the answer isn't as easy as it appears.  Take Investigator Jackson "IJ" - who reminds me of "Pat" from SNL - you can't tell if she is a guy or a girl.  It does not end there...

IJ is a concern... no matter how far back this crime may have been.

She reminds of Elisa Fleak - the bumbling, incompetent coroner investigator from the Michael Jackson - Conrad Murray case.  Ed Chernoff, the undefeated defense attorney from Houston - who Ms.  Dex replaces as the top defense attorney in the world, almost had the case won... all he had to do was expose Fleak's mistakes for a few more hours.  Fleak had been moving evidence to take "clearer" pictures.  More or less raping the murder scene - a setting which requires ultimate preservation at all times.  Not a big deal for Ms. Fleak, who took photos without recording any organizational appraoch.  She even moved prescription bottles around so she could line them up and take a picture so she could see the labels!  She manually moved objects in the scene and this is unacceptable!  If it were not the MJ case - it would have been a case buster.

However, even if Chernoff pulled it off, and had identified the opportunity, I am a bit uncertain if he would have been able to sustain the advance of mani Dex, who takes the role to whole separate level.

In the Raven Abaroa ( he changed his name to Peters and moved to Idaho after the death) trial, the jury had one hold-out- and Mani Dex got the win.

It's Official : Jay Z and Timberlake Win Award For WORST SONG EVER PRODUCED! Holy Grail Proves Jay Z Is A No Talent - and JT is a Disney Kid - with No Musical Ability - Together They Create an Embrassing Score - With No Rythm - Jay Z 's Sounds are Gross - We Really Do Not Need To Hear Sounds Like That From a Man As Ugly as He is. Congrats!!



Just listening to the song, "Holy Grail," one will feel embrassed for both idiots... song is worst ever made - what a joke!  They should both quit and spare us from any more disgust.

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Rush (2013) [ R e c y c l e d - T i t l e ] Film Review: Meets High Expectations - Ron Howard is Back in "Beautiful Mind" Tier Form - Good For Us.




Similar to Wooderson, Michael Myers, Rocky, Greg Brady, and Leatherface, and last but not least - CHRISTOPHER WALKEN and Ledger's Joker...NIKKI LAUDA received vocal shouts of support from the Web-Master at his private screening this week.
   The real life tale of the 1976 Formula One racing circuit received valuable information from one of the two men this film centers on.  Nikki Lauda has publicly praised the film - even using the language "there's no Hollywood-type alterations, which is nice."

Ron Howard's last film, the ectremely unfunny "The Dilemma," appears to have permit him to come to the realization about having to go back and revisit some basic movie making principles.  All the better for us, as he has directed a fine film.

Daniel Bruhl plays Lauda, the best racer on the planet, from Austria, driving for Ferrari.  James Hunt, the blonde brit party guy, also exhibits an ability to be the best and the film chronicles the 1976 F-! racing season.

Outside of using silly dialogue, like "He's stoked!" the film does not err much.  Watching a racing film on the big screen is a good idea, I propose, and this one gets it done.

While it is true I have refrained from watching "Days of Thunder" purely as a function of how I could not watch Tom Cruise films ( still, I struggle, but ever since Kubrick decided to use him in EWS, I enjoyed his work in that film, and I think Kubrick educated him - and changed his method for the better.  Outside of DOT, and the Fast and Furious films ( another set of films I have no interest in seeing due to what I expect to be awful dialogue, atrocious acting, filming, and just a waste of resources), the last racing film I can recall is Burt Reynolds' "Stroker Ace (1983).

Race car films are enjoyable because we do not have to deal with the planted illuminati black and white pattern.  Yes!  We have the checkered flag - which is great!

While I did see some unusual faces ( not as obviouis as the eyes that can be seen on top pof the N and W on Paul McCartney's new album art) and I am sure there are some pyramids... I was impressed with the way Howard shot this film.  He did it right... and it was enjoyable.  I usually can gauge the score of a film during its first hour.  If I look at my watch and it's within 60 minutes of the film's start ( after the 18.5 minutes of previews), then there's a problem.

No issue here - "RUSH" represents a rare gem:  a film with true source material, exciting source material, races, competition, trgaedy and big comebacks that flirt with acheiveing the impossible... this film re-creates an adrenaline-laced, unporedictable set of circumstances... and it is almost perfect.



SCORE:  8.9991 ,  Daniel Bruhl does an excellent job playing Luada, Hemsworth is OK.  Howard is the real star here - as he composes a race car opera.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 2 MUST BRING BACK CRISPIN GLOVER !!!! Open , Desperate Plea to Steve Pink and MGM Pictures.


There will be moments when you can smile and feel comforted from a fine film.  Similar to the effect "American Gangster" had on me - one of the few films to also achieve this status includes "Hot Tub Time Machine."

Seeing the neon ski jackets cracked me up!  Too good, the script was great.  Now that a sequel is being filmed - I am begging MGM and Pink to bring Crispin Glover and Bill Zabka back ( Zabka played Johnny in "Karate Kid," and Osborne in "Back to School," also having a key part in "Just One of The Guys").

Both Glover and Zabka made the film magical.  Please bring them back. 

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Film Review: INSIDIOUS I [ Cost to Produce: $1.5 million; Gross Rev: $95mm }





"Can you believe they left me out of the sequel?"  -- Lipstick Demon from "Insidous."
 Ahh, more Rosey Byrne, the once young and msmerizing blonde who co-starred with Heath Ledger in "Two Hands."  She reared her head in "Bridesmaids," perfectly cast ( with her flawless American accent) as the elite, new friend lined up for an inevitable clash with - uhn, what's her name - SNL girl- Twiig, I mean, Wiig ( see how Wiig dons the Luciferina one eye in "Paul," remember all films have a character with one eye - an homage to lucifer).

Then Rosie just burst onto the scene - becoming HW's most wanted, low-profile, cost-efficient actress.  From "X-Men 4" to the upcoming "Neighbors" with the no talent, and most annoying and un-funny man on earth, Septice Tank Rogen, where she does let her Aussie accent fly.

Here we enjoy Rose once again, cast alongside Patrick Wilson ( granted, "Little Children" is probabaly the best film he's been in, Wislon is hilarious in " Barry Monday," about a sex-a-holic who loses his balls and has to deal with a phone call from a wrectedh one night stand who informs him she is pregnant).

My zoom feature was down for this viewing - but I could tell Insidious is loaded with hidden images.  Most notable is the abstract, blue painting behind wilson when we get a flash of the demon.  Have a look at that painting again - zoom in - you'll see the answer to the greater enogmatical questions that exist in this realm.

On the the review, and this will be brief.  I enjoyed the demon - enjoyed Lin Shaye ( famous for playing the dirty land lady from "King Pin:"  "What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?"  The Astro travelling to the Further was also unique - remember the Further Festival?  How about the band "Further" with Lesh, Weir and friends?  Now we know what their name means - a realm where tortured souls live - in hopes of entering a living vessel to possess , in hopes of living again.  This all great material.

An enjoyable film - loved the homage to "Poltergeist," when Shayes two bozo demon techs show up with their equipment to check out the house.. love it, absolutely love it.  You could tell they did not employ the use of giving us a chance to wathc the video, or the canmera footage because it would lend itslef too close to "Paranormal Activity," a film produced by the same team : Oren Peli and Co.  So that diminshed the films potentiasl and value as that would have been some great materia to observe/

The drawbacks were two-fold:  #1.  The Further tunred out to be the exact house they were living in, only with dim lighting.  It should have been a different realm completely , perhaps oroginating from the house - but it should have been expanded and existed as a larger, more complex realm itself.  We got gipped. (Uh-huh, I used that word, gipped." ;SIC" ;-) (smile).

#2.  Too few demons.  Loved the main demon,,, and loved his little cavern and the music he likes ot play, but there should have been more - much, much, much more.  Never limit a good thing is an important principle within the Gajonka Film Handbook. 


Epilogue/Wrap:  Fine casting...  fine directing and editing... some weak moments... cheap Further Zone and limited evil demons fracture this film... hoping the sequel can improve.

Score:  6.9990

Friday, October 4, 2013

THE <||R||> ERA: Finally! We Have Achieved an R Rating Renaissance! Ten Years Ago All Films Were Edited to PG-13 For $$$ Greed --> While Hollywood Fails to Invent and Innovate, it's A+ Across the Board as We Enjoy The R ERA...


Even Leatherface is ExciteD about R films making a comeback.  Pages from his journal reveal how upset he had been over the past fifteen years - all films were sawed-down to pg-13 in order to expand viewership population possibilities.

Hollywood:  A mega-rich band of insiders gifted with the ability to reflect upon box office victories and Oscars of the past [this reference excludes the Screen Actors Guild, "SAG."].  A public rot has been on display for the past six years as HW has failed to opne up its doors to new minds... and as a result, has processed products only involving re-boots, re-makes, sequels and comic books ( we exclude animation, as kids need HW and vice versa).  While fiction has always been the best basis for most films, that garden has been shunned in favor of re-making movies for new eyes ( "Footloose," "Straw Dogs," "Evil Dead", "Carrie", and soon to be released "The Never Ending Story", "Overboard", and "The Bodyguard") since it is better to make more money and not gamble with films that are intelligent, innovative, and let's face it - new, and evolving as with time.

As referenced earlier, it is getting so bad that HW is even recycling old titles - not even creative enough to come up with a title that has not been used yet... so disrespectful - I mean, c'mon, get your own title.

Alas, there is good news.  About ten years ago I complained about how all films are being processed, and produced at the PG-13 level.  I could never get my horror fix, thirst hit.  The reason is due to the fact that making an R film eliminates the potential viewership universe.  Simple math theory - if 5% of a population will watch a film - and the universe of PG-13 is 225mm, while the R universe is 125mm - this had been the thinking.

And oh, did we suffer.


It is time to bring back Michael Myers.  He;s been on the shelf way too long - time to start the movement.
 Somwhere along the line, the decision-makers shifted and we've been able to see more R everywhere.  "Paranormal Activity" comes to mind.  When you can make a horror film for $10,000 and net over $100,000,000.00  the numbers draw attraction.  So while we are seeing more of these low budget horror films like "The Purge," the hope is we can receive more quality and bring the focus back to where it belongs:  to Voorhies, Myers, and Leatherface.

Here is to "THE R ERA,"  Thank you Hollywood... keep it up - while we're young.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

The Politics of Casting - Plus Film Reviews - "The Ice Man" and "Pain and Gain" both boost hopes for Hollywood.


OK, so for "The Ice Man," which used the wrong source material (choosing to base the film on Anthony Bruno's book rather than Philip Carlo's) we have an interesting set of actors - all given different parts - which each of them could have played just fine (outside of giving the title character to Shannon, who performed great = even, perfecting Kuklinski's distinct speech and expression).  The use of make-up employed by the Director and Producers permitted them to give the parts to people they wanted to.  As we observe how the parts were allocated, we can see the politics come to light.
Here we go:
Stephen Dorff ( from "The Gate" fame as a kid actor), "Blade".
Robert Davi ( the villain in the Timothy Dalton bond flick), "Kill The Irishman."
Chris Evans (The Human Torch in FF films, and "Captain America")
Ray Liotta : I grimace every time I see him cast in a film I want to see - his performance in Goodfellas has yielded three infinites: 1. He will always audition for gangster films, 2. He will always get hired for gangster films, and 3. He is annoying.
Michael Shannon:  Coming a long way from the cameo in "Groundhog Day," Shannon earned a well deserved Oscar for five minutes of film time in "Revolutionary Road," he was great in "The Runaways," and many others... and he was the perfect choice to play General Zod AND The Ice Man.
David Schwimmer: Yes, from Friends
James Franco: Yes, the gay actor who is the closest living thing to Heath Ledger, outside of D. Day Lewis.

Now, we know that John Travolta is now taking roles where he is uncredited, simply because his involvement is off-putting to cah paying sets of eyes.  This is nothing new for Travolta.  Even when he was hot, he went uncredited - remember Malick's "The Thin Red Line"?  He played the general who issued hard orders to Nick Nolte on the battleship.  Most recenlty, Travolta went uncredited in Oliver Stones sub-par fantasy "Savages."  Travolats has been facing litigation lately - being sued by male massage professionals for trying to rape them.  The thing is with these actors, and we see it with DeNiro, they do not have a choice - there is a mental defect where they always have to contantly keep working. 

Take Nic Cage, for example, he has child support, and other debst that force him to dilute his effectiveness bby accepting every film script that corsses his desk.  Sometimes he does well - I enjoyed "Season of the Witch," even though the title was ripped off Moustapha Akkad's Halloween Part III film, and Cage also was fun in "The Sorcerer;s Apprentice."
Then, there are actors who will play a cameo as a favor to a producer or director, or even actor, as we've seen with Mickey Rourke being forced to play "Tool" in Expendables I after Stallone gave him roles in other films.  Stallone even convinced Chris Nolan to get Eric Roberts in "Dark Knight Rises," cementing Stallone as a player in Hollywood.  Note: Roberts and Rourke both starred in "The Pope of Greenwich Village," and Stallone played opposite Roberts in "The Specialist."  Stallone had to sacrifice his son to keep his power, unfortunately.  As the writer of the Rocky films, Stallone is no slouch - he is talented.

O.K. here we go - "The Ice Man" relied upon intnese use of make-up, fake beards and hair to cover-up the identity of many of its actors - in order to avoide a negative response from the eyes that pay for tickets.

Chris Evans as "Mr. SOftee/Freezie," the maniac killer of the exotic kind who drove around a Mr. Softee ice cream truck.  Evans was covered in make-up - making him completely in disuise.  This role could have gone to Franco, but it appears that Franco just wanted to put in a cameo. His role in the film lasts two minutes.  Dorff could have played this rol as well, since his own character, Joe Kuklinski was also plastered with a beard and made indistinguishable.  I could not even call him out - had to check wiki to learn about this.  So, why did Evans get the big role?

Rovert Davi and Ray Liotta - each of them could have played Roy DeMeo.  DeMeo, in reali life, was probably one of the worst killers in Mafia history - even he and John Gotti did not get along - and they both wanted to kill each other.  DeMeo is probabaly the only mobster who Gotti di not want to have to take on - since he was sick, and trouble.  While Tommy "Karate" Pitera used to get nude and slice his victims up into six pieces and bury them in bird reserves and parks, DeMeo was less creative.  DeMeo would drain them in his tub - above the social club he called home.  Stories describe about 1,000 bodies having run through DeMeo's drain factory. A funny-looking, goofy type gangster, DeMEo was found dead in the back of his cadillac.  Carlo;s book "The Ice Man," even includes a confession from Kuklinski that he was involved.  Kuklinksi also stated he was involved in the hit on Hoffa, Carmine Galante, and Paul Castellano at Sparks.

Known as "The Polacl," Kuklinksi was a contract killer for all five families.  His pirce began at 30 then went up to 80k when he was in his prime.  He used to take a knife, and stab a tire of the soon-to-be victim.  Then, when the victim realized he had a flat, by bedning down to check out the tire, The Ice man would emerge and use a wrench or knife to clock the guy and take him away.  He would use the mountains in PA to tie victims up , slice them to draw blood, and watch the rats come to eat them alive.  He also froze his victims, for years, so that the police could not pinpoint a date of death.

So they gave Davi the role of Leo Marks- I guess because Davi's appearance has seen better days.  He played a similar small role in "Kill The Irishman" with Walken and Stevenson- another low budget, low box office film.



I applause the film for not using so many pyramids, the black and white illuminati scene ( every film has one that includes a black and white set, shirt, or club) comes when Shannon is outside at a pay phone making a call.  Behind him is a piano style wall.  In "Pain and Gain" it is the themse of the Gold Strip Club.

The Ice Man score:  6.3952  :  Knowing the story, I was disappointed at the execution.  The only thing that saved trhis film was Shannon's acting. He is great.


Pain and Gain:  Score:   7.599
The Rock is hilarious in this film, another true story.  I read the source material fdor this film, too ( Pete Collins' articles bearing the same name in the Miami Herald).  Funny stuff. 

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Film Review: Star Trek II (2013)

Interesting Pyramid!



Whule the Spock cam,eo by Leonard Nimoy stirred emotions and jolted the film upward - rapidly boosting a favorable score... it turned out to be short-lined.  Things receibed more poinrs when it looked like the russian, Checkov, died due to sliding off the bridge (or warp bay), that also ran short as he managed to surive.

Still, the film always mainatained hope - any film locking a zoom on Zoe Soldana;s perfect ass will usually have the same chances to break the covted 7 to 7.5 tier.

We know Bana pl;ayed a good hard villian inn the first, plus Simon Peg as Scotty - along with Spock and the alternate time-line idea, they all culminated into a great film.

"How can you go wrong with Khan as the villian?" you ask -- heh, well, I ask myself the smae question - ho do you?  Maybe it was the video game scene where Khan - under the view of a long canmera shot, single hadnedly take out a klingon army.  That scne looked like a joke.  As if this guy was Luke Skywalker - and I feel Abrams was going for that effect - since , at the time, the Star Wars writing job was still open - and Abrams knew hot to secure it - for the person who secures that job is SET  FOR LIFE.  Well, he did it, good for him, but as a result, we, the viewer ultimately suffered.

Cumberbatch played his Khan role extremely well... but they should have wrapped up the entire film by the mnidway point - and then - moved on to the 5 year voyage at the 75 minute mark.  We could have at least seen some adventures /battles against a dark klingon enemy - maybe even seen the sister planewt of Nibiru - the military planet - we could ahve seen them return.

In the endm the film was a failure,,, they could not even sacrifice the enterprise without dragging its potential demise on and on and on, and then diverting it in the end.

In closing, perhaps I am asking for too much sonce thios cpould be the origin tale for khan - but wopuld have certainly liked to have seen his ship and his crew - at least gove the guy two sidekicks.

Final Rating:   6.6666;  film falls well short of its title, and even another incredibly satisfying cameo by leonasrd nimoy couldn't shoe up the mistakes that are peppered throughout this one.

NEXT UP:  Pain and Gain, which the webmaster has written about previously.  Finally saw the film... a fun one.  Very funny - The Rock on cocaine is hialrious.

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Yahoo Alters Logo To Emphasize A More Precise Pyramid on its Y, PLUS - ZAC EFRON REHAB FOR Coke , Painkillers , and how the Media Lies To us To Hide what these people are really addicted to -



Media hides the fact that stars are REALLY addicted to more cosmetic materials - other than beer.
  The first report indicated " Efron was in for alcohol."  And so it goes - the media has been able to manipulate reality ( which, in this case, I applaud them - no need for people to know the truth - it is private).

But people, let's be serious- these stars - like Efron and Seymour Hoffman, they are not hooked on beer and wine.  These individuals have access to the elite level of all types of drugs.

Thus, it is funny how the forst report referenced alcohol.

I am not a fan of the actor, but good for him in getting help, being worth $18 million - I am sure he had a fun recovery.  His new film - the third film titled "Neighbors," just like "Rush" is being uased again ( as the first had been with Jason Patric, Sam Elliot, JJ Leigh, and Gregg Allman) in the 1976 Formula 1 racing film.

Wow, recycling film premises with re-boots is one thing, but not being creative enough to create an un-used name for a film speaks volumes about the total disregard Hollywood has for not being ashamed about how they have failed us in the creativity, and idea departments.

In closing - I feel the upcoming film "Hellbenders," with a OK cast - a set of B+ listers, really signals how bad it is getting - as Hwood has dipped all the way down to the bottom of the tank in finding boring, uncreative, unibteresting material sourced from graphic novels.  A'hem, there's a reason they are graphc, beacuse they have pictures to make up for the sub-par content.  "Hellbenders," looks like shit - such a stupid idea... and from previews you can tell that most of the film is shot at night - which means it was filmed on a studio lot - most likely universal.

Ugghhhh, sorry to have tro DELIVER MORE BAD NEWS WITH RESPECT TO OUR SUFFERING FILM OPTIONS.  IF THERE IS ONE POSITIVE TO BRING FORTH, I WILL SAY, THE FILM "rush" - THE MOST RECENLTY P[RODUCED FILM BEARING THAT TITLE, THAT FILM, STARRING THE INFINITELY BLONDE WIG-CARPET WEARING LIAM h( GREAT AS THOR), THIS film,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "rush" looks like it will be an amazing film experience. The story if Nicki Laudda and James Hunt is a spectacular one - and Ron Howard, who has shit the bed since filming " A Beautiful Mind," appears to have made a comeback.  Please check out Rush, I think you will enjoy it.. either one... so if You watch "rush" when you had initially intended to watch "rish<" you wont be disappointed.

Sorry for the spelling mistakes, not like anyone is reading this anyway.

_WebMaster G

P.S.: Rose Byrne is making a big push in Hwood.  Her first feature had been with Heath Ledger in "Two Hands."  I love her she is a beauty.

Pss- If you want to see , possibley the hottest, ort one of the hottest female attorney in the USA - look up Nimi Dexter. She defended the manic Raven Abaroa and he got off, after he killed his wife and tried to make it apear to be a home invasion, even though  the robbers di bit taje anything - all theyb did was kill her so he could get a few million in life insurance - the sick bastard. 
What most likely happened is Raven paid someone to go and do the deed - becaise there are foreign fingerprints and dna at the scene.  With a few million in life insurance money coming - why kill your wife yourself when you can pay some hired, poor guy to paint the walls for you.  Too bad he got away woith it, but the work perfomred by tyhis defense atty was impressive, she is soo sexy.  PLus, she does not dye her haor - as she has grey streaks,.  Imagibe how hot she would be if she  decided to spend $200 at a hair salon?

OK< thanks for reading.  Go Illuminati!  Powerball tonght - should be 13 or 16 I hope. 

Friday, September 20, 2013

WE NEED ANOTHER HALLOWEEN FILM!!




Enough is enough.  I have a plan for a script.  Going to patch it up and send it over.

We completely ignore Zombie's disgrace - thankfully, after I suggested on Slash Film that he add Halloween decorations, trick or treaters and the proper Halloween setting -- for A Halloween film - he did it for his sequel. He ven inserted a Halloween costume party.

But we are long overdue, it is time to bring backl the MAN, Michael Myers.

I think bringing him to Manhattan - in an intelligent way - unlike the studio laced FRI the 13th effort in '89 - but we do it real - Kubrick style.

When night falls - Michael Myers emerges...we will have to modify the mask mid film - bringing it back during the second half.

I will get working on this... contact me and drum up suipport.

Thanks,

Love ya,

Gajonka

Monday, September 9, 2013

Nicholson Retires

The Pressure will be on, but he knows he does not need to do it anymore.  Too much BS. Taking orders all day.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Great News !!! Spader To Play Ultron !!! YES !!!!!!!!!!! SPader Plays a Great Prick!! Love it !

Spader Rrrriiiisse !!
This blog is a big pro-James Spader blog - and this is great news - the bets news of the summer !

Sweeet !!!

Monday, August 26, 2013

Illuminati Punishes Beiber - DK's Him From MTV VMA's.

Shocker!  Huge, stunning event.  How is it possible?  Here we have the music industry's youngest, most successful talent, who conducted a world tour ( well, I know he did a bunch of shows at the o2 arena) that earned millions...

But where was he at the MTV VMA's - the showcase of the illuminati - one where they have more creative control than the grammys... no Bieber.

Instead, we get an overload of timberlake - as if he is the god of the universe.  I don;t see it, I think is an awful actor, and I think his music is for girls, and marginal at best.

Did the illuminati punish Bieber?  Has his recent behavior caused the powers that be to check his own power - and let him know who is in control?

Clearly, something is up.

Miley Cyrus took to strippin on stage - stealing the show! How about the prison strioped suit worn by Robin Rick?

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Illuminati - The COBRA Organization - Its Hierarchy, Its Foundation, & The Opening Scene From: III: "Cobravision" or "Full Force" * unofficial



To begin, we need to understand how the Cobra organization works.  Many of us work for companies that have afixed set of executive officers, each of whom is responsible for their division ( CEO's division is the set of executive officers).  Within each division there is a reporting line; supervisors, middle managers, and employees.

In the army, it's the same or similar.

With Cobra, all of this gets thrown out the freaken window.  So let us begin:

A.  Cobra can be defined as a league of assasins.

B.  Cobra Commander is the Supreme Ruler, the Supreme Leader of Cobra.

C.  Cobra Commander has eight to ten eyes on his head; which inlcudes one in the back, and two towards the top.  This is why he wears the hood - so that he can normalize appearances.  (** See Spores; Golobulus).

D.  Outside of the standard troopers, vipers, BATS, and crimson guard, each ASSASIN has a direct line into Cobra Commander ( Drednochs report to Zartan, the exception to the rule).

E. This is how it works.

F.  In the openeing scene I've written, we view through the camera a perspective from behind the Cobra Commander, as he lounges in his ASP Airship, viewing the jumbo screen where he is conducting his videoconferences ( on sided view-only).  We are able to view The Commander without his mask/hood for the first time.  We see a greenish-pinkish tone to his bald head.  One half-opened eye blinks normally, and IN COMPLETE UNISON WITH THE OTHERS.  We see two more eyes toward the top of his scalp, again these appear to be more half-opened.  These two eyes are directed toward the ceiling, but we can see the eye ball itsled move a bit when The Commander gets excited, angry, or laughs.  He spends most of this scene doing the latter, enjoying having blown up the illuminati city of London - as depcted in GI Joe II.

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Friday, August 23, 2013

Unofficial Opening Sequence from G.I. Joe III Sequel: Titled : Cobravision or FULL FORCE





GI JOE:  Full Force - This title will prelude the fact that Paramount has (hopefully) decided to bring in a bigger cast - to go twelve deep on both sides, at least.

GI JOE III:  CobraVision- This title should be used since Cobra's next plan could involve the subliminal mind control used in Halloween III and the cartoon series.

Either way, we will need to see Cobra Commander, Scrap Iron , and Dr. Mindbender.  All three are referenced in the opening sequence.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

New Yahoo CEO Gives ILLUMINATI POSE !!! Yahoo Exposed!

Well, well, well, it isn't the tempting, risque, or exotic, unorthodox aspects of this pose that draw my attention.  If you look closely... you will see it.
In fact, as we know, under Illuminati in Film Rule #1 - pyramids are found in all films.  We know that film directors compete with themselves, secretly, in instituting the most innovative, creative way of incorporating a pyramid into a film.  From Stephen Summers "I don't give a shit" appraoch, as demonstrated in GI JOE I ( during Baroness vs. Scarlett fight, there is a car triangle, smalll red triangle used for when you change your tire, to alert others ... safety) to Cunningham , Ron Howard, from Happy Days, who used a patio ledge's point to insert a pyramid (in the terrible film, the dilemma)... they are all over.

Even here.

If you look closely, the new CEo offers her insider salute (bravo baby!) by forming a pyrmaid with her left arm.  Now, there is nothing wrong with it... it is just funny to see it here- in this pic.

The pyramid symbolizes how it is better to keep all the wealth and all the power to a select few, and its use promotes the philosophy that it will always be this way.

She may have cursed herself by doing it.  If she wants to make  a positive impact, she should do less to make it known she worhsips lucifer, and more to bring more attention to the incredible value "Yahoo Answers" will have in yahoo's long run success - and how spedning more time on yahoo answers will build shareholder wealth and will return yahoo to the #1 spot over google.

NEXT! 

Andrea Sneiderman Verdict - Guilty! Home Girl Set To Do Hard Time On The Block.

Well, another fun trial wraps.  This time, we close the book on the Andrea Sneiderman trial, representing the fine state of Georgia.  Thankfully, the jury got it right - and as Lady Gaga's new self serving song "Applause," indicates, applause to them.

Difficult to believe Andrea didn;t know what was going on.

Remember the story about Rusty finding a guy hiding, pretedning to sleep face down on the side of his house?  Well, that was Heny and it appears that was , in the spirit of "No Pain, No Gain" it was a botched job... as Hemy had a gun and the plan Andrea hatched involved him getting the bullet right there on the driveway.

Congratulatons to the state of Georgia... and to Judge Adams... they got it right.  Now, Andrea, who I found to be appealing... can sit in prison knowing she has $2 million in the bank from the life insurance policies she wasted ZERO TIME filing for ( that in itself is a red flag).

How painful it will be for Andrea, already in shackels as she waddled from the witness chaor to her defense table after selfishly trying to explain to the judge, expsoing her kids, that he would be punishing HER KIDS by putting her in jail... that it is now the court's fault , not hers.  How she has never changed.

andy Thompson, the bumbling, in-over-his -head, border-line incmpetent, crap0 for brains detective who dropped the ball oin the case.... well, we learned about him.  It took us thiorty seconds to find out how much of a moron he is - right when they hit the play button on the intervivew she gave.

"I have a system, that;s how I file it (me, me me me me me me ), but I will compro- I will improvise."

Then he goes on to explain to Andrea how, as she just lost/had her husband to 4 bullets to the head, how he recently lost his grandfather, and how he understands... is he for real?!?!?!

Excellent job by the constanlty annoying Clegg - Thompson was given the name Hemy Neiman - and rather than ask any relevant info about him, he asks if he is bald (like thompson, me me me me me mentality - I NEED tio know!), asks if he is fat.  WHat a complete idiot!  Hysterical to watch, as he prouldy displays his lack of skills.

Shayna Citron - loved her. She was the star of the show.

DA James, slow start - great closing - earned his title.

ADA sexy white girl - wow!

Plemty more - just cant think of it right now.

ENJOY!

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Want to See a Film? After All it is Summer, Right? Good Luck Finding One Worth the Ticket. Sneiderman Trial, Chayna Citron, Heating Up... Good Fun... Andrea Sniederman is Actually Hot! Shocker! Sniederman Trial!


I just looked up the current selection of movies available tosee in the theatre - and it just upsets me.  Nothing good - all garbage.  Even Wolverine - going with a story line that caters to the diehards, and not selecting a well-known villain within the Marvel Universe to pair off and fight Wolverine, was a bad move.  I mean, they could have even cast "The Thing," a/k/a Ben Grimm as the villain - at least iot would be something I'd pay to see.  Yes, the film will be profitable.  Yes, all involved (at the high level) will make millions and will deem the project a success- and they will think they are the greatest.  Bad news is, the opportunity cost is massive.  We are talking hundreds of millions of dollars thrown out the window for not giving main stream audiences what they want - a Marquee Match-up. 
I recall buying a comic book series from Marvel way back when - it was titled "Marvel Universe" and all it did - was sort, alphabetically, all of the characters - good and bad within the Marvel Universe.  I could pick out ten - even UNKNOWN villains that could have gilded this latest Wolvy film.  The4y need to tap into the villains - and have Woly square off against someone they can sell... not a japanese guy with a long sword.

Elsewhere, I have discovered satisfaction while watching the Andrea Sneiderman trial.  This is the case of the genius, money-driven widow who asked her boss to kill her husband so she could collect the two million in insurance. 
At first, when you look at Andrea, you notice the large pointy nose, the eggplant shaped face, and the inverted mouth which looks like an infinite upside down smile... but and I am not discounting the aforementiuoned... it;s not like they change at all - they stick.  Yet, when she smiles, AS has these big brown eyes... and she is a little sex pot - sexy - intelligent... she has these hands that are like vulture claws.  During her LE interrogation, she talks about how much money other couples have... "They have more money than we do... Uh, actually, I dont know how much money they have."

BUSTED.

Then there's Shayna Citron, probably, after Maria Tissh, the bets witness / individual IU have seen in a trial - ever.  She is animated, and beleievable... well spoken, and has sexy brown eyes.. although a bit of a curled lip given emphasis with red lipstick.  Still, she is hot.

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

This is What Recent High Profile Juror's Brains Look Like...






















Well, it can only get better.  Interesting developments in the Sniederman trial- State- knowing thet recent juries "don;t get it" are employing a strategy of dumbing it down,,, to strip out big charges, in order to keep things as simple as possible for these people.  We need to have jurors take a qualify exam- this is getting disturbing.

More to come....

Fat Stuff- George Zimmerman Trial - Gets Pulled Over in Texas- Wearing his gun... looking for ACTION!!

A reality show where GZ travels the country - looking for suspicious charcaters while also looking to secure safety in our neighborhoods - is a great idea.  After all, he has a gun - he can approach anyone he wants, an if they don;t like it, he shoots them.  NEXT!!!



Neighborhood Watch with an Upside-Down Brain, without Recourse




(Texas, U.S.A.)



Inevitable. On Sunday, Zimmerman, [“Fat Stuff,”] is pulled over by a Texas state trooper [“Cowboy”] for speeding.

“I have a gun,” Fat Stuff admits to Cowboy, also adding that he is wearing it –ya know, like he always does.

This state trooper clearly doesn’t recognize me. Good, as I am a special, secret, special insider agent… seal, Navy Seal classified agent …spy, international special officer of restricted espionage…stealth missions –

“Where you headed, chunky-man?” Cowboy asks.

“Oh, nowhere in particular.”

Cowboy asks him to put his gun in the glove, like normal people do.

Okay, so Fat Stuff is basically driving around America LOOKING FOR ACTION.



I would call Fat Stuff and ask if we could have a camera-man ride with him, to share his deformed existence with audiences.

{FADE –IN}***With Mrs. Fat Stuff back in middle Florida, holed up waiting for her perjury trial to begin, Fat Staff is free. Driving aimlessly, with no map or ideal destination, Fat Stuff is going to protect our neighborhoods. If he doesn’t know you, or if you look like you are on drugs, your better run, because Fat Stuff is packing – and he is LOOKING FOR ACTION.

“This guy looks like he is on drugs. I’ll shoot and deal with it on the way to re-fill the buckets at Popeye’s, it’s getting close to second lunch time… and I’m hungry.”

Fat Stuff likes the color silver. He likes pick-up trucks. The camera pans back to the twin (double?) cab to reveal the following rations; stocked special for this new mission:

3 bags of JAX (large arti*-+cial cheese puffs)

Case of twinkies

Slim-Jim beef jerky – two cases; tobacco flavor

Three large buckets with the words “KFC” written on them

Ten rectangulatr shaped boxes from Popeyes

Snickers – case

Hubba Bubba – case, and so on…

Garbage...


Note the illuminati ONE EYE imagery used in this film poster.  You will find the one eye appraoch across all media outlets.  I beleiev I even created a post deciated to ho9w Hwood will try to get a one-eyed character into a film as often as possible.  This is to pay homage to lucifer - who had one eye. Crazy, right?!?!  I had no idea this was going on - widespread satanism.  HEY - when it comes to religion - I respect - and feel every one should respect others views and beliefs.  I feel that policy holds true here, so , in the end, there is nothing wrong with it, as odd and macabre-ish that seems considering satanism lends itself to be interpreted as being pro-sacrifice of the innocent.
 Okay, I will make this quick.  We will begin with Wedding Crashers - one of the most successful comedy films in the genre- ever.  Brad Cooper was actually good in that film, alng with "Meat-Machine," his only good performances.  Back on track - Vaughn and Wilson - positive vibes - they work well together- they click.

Now, we know they can't work together on all films so they split up: here were the results (outside of alot of crap they did ( e.g.: "Neighborhood Watch").

<<< Both examples, conveniently enought were released in 2011, offerng healthy parity>>>>>>>>>

Wilson:  "Hall Pass."  This film was a surprise - I laughed my ass off -  Richard Jenkins blew me away as Coakley.  Some of the funniest scenes and lnes I have seen in a loooooong time.  Great film - loved it.  7.7709 / 10 (unusually high score for a comedy).

Vaughn:  "The Dilemma.'  What a horrible, embarrassing, humilaiting experience this had been for the viewers, and I am sure the actors, respectively.  I did not laugh once throughout the entire film - up until the 60% mark when I turned it off, hoping to keep my eyeshight in fear of being blinded by the treachery, the terrible waste of film.  However, Wynone Rider had a great scene when she acted - pure genius, when her and Vaughn are at the diner and she pretends to cry - she is a gem.  This film was a shi*-show- completely unfunny - and yes, it is coming - the dilemma must have been having to go forward with this mess ( I did like how the manager who worked under James, switched his screeen from a spreadhseet to porno - while at work - very funny).

CONCLUSION:  After watching both pieces, my appraisal was confirmed after checkking the profitability of the pair.

Hall Pass:   COST  $36 mm      GROSS REVENUE:  $83mm

The Dilemma:  Cost $80mm (adusted for reality)  Gross Revenue: $62mm (adjusted real figures,

Wikipedia lies about the revenue just to stroke all particiaonts ego's - much better to BREAK EVEN, right?!?!?!?  Taking a loss hurts all parties... unlike this blog - which s0peaks the truth - and gives the real deal - wiki and other sites will do what they can to preserve money making potential- keeping things positive.


WOW!  What a difference!  Vaughn takes the "L" on this but - guess who wrote the screenplay for:



Yep! You guessed it!  Vince Vaughn!!

Again, I preach this, and maybe I concentrate on it too much... but really>>??!??  are you telling me that Vince Vaughn is the only person who can come up with a funny script - developed well enough to make into a film>!>!>/?  Out of the total population in the universe... really>>!??!?!

Again, again, this is the fundamental flaw with h-wood.  A saturation of muck yielding torture.  My solution is simple - tour the country - fill stadiums - and do what Amercian Idol does.  The economic rights to intellectual property is really what is of value - and the objuective is not to stealk someone's idea - which would have to be inserted within all associated person's emplyment contract, the idea is to find individuals - to create a brain-trust pool... so each major studio ( Warner, Universal, Sony, Weinstein, Disney) can have this innnovative pool of idea potential.  I feel this will increasde the qulaity of what we are seeing now... plus, rather than wasting special effects on shi*, there could be real synergy and the results could give the entertainment a new name, a new goal to stive for, but more importantly, a new standard.  Sure, they can be creative on where they hide their pyramid... and yes, they can have chcerflags as a logo for a store... and yes, they can hide alien faces in the backdrop... but there will be (the potentially high possibility of a wealth of new ideas for film) really good ideas.

That's my story - oh, and the "supposed" figures on wiki - paint one picture- but ther real numbers for the project look like this:

"The Internship"   Cost:  $66 mm,  Gross Revenue $70mm

Ugh - Eeeewwwhh- another break-even. 

Friday, August 2, 2013

# III : Time To Open Hollywood's Treasure Chest of Secrets ----->>>




Let's Re-cap:

#  I:  Pyramids:  At least one will be skillfully, clandestinely inserted - PROMINENTLY within the film.  They use this image tp brag and boost their ego's.  It also generates energy, in accordnace with their doctine, as the more people unknowingly see multiplied (remember times is not a word) by how good a job they did on concealing it, or using a different appraoch in creating a triangle.  Directors are told to get it in there, and they constantly compete to find out who wins the award for "Most Innovative Pyramid Fix."

# II:  Black and WHite logo: I am tired, not going to expand.













#III:  News programming is placed in every film ever made.  They have a bifurctaed purpose, the first is to help make-up for their uncreative abikities ( excuse those who know who u are) because news programing within a film can basically tell what could last an hour via film, can be told in thirty seconds by a newscaster.

Secondly, they insert it to remind people to watch the news... this way they can control what they are exposed to.


-Web Wizard