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Saturday, March 2, 2019

Captain Marvel Spoiler Set Down Below is Everything One Needs to Know if the Movie Will Blow and I they should Go.

Here's first half- trhe good stuff.Coming today - before sundown.

Disney, who has historicallt been stingy in not using their cash to pay anyhthing more than low , low $1.25, or 1.5% ( even companies thyat make canned beans and canned pickles pay more than that - equities were trold by Paiulson in '10, his lastg wish before leaving, that in order for us to avoid another complete meltdown- of it all, the only way is to pay a 3.5% dividend..  Logic being if banks are paying 1.8% ( banks borrow from the discount window at the discount rate, but trust me - they all get a point - this is the fed - we make money every year - and instead of keeping disturbing shit like this out of public grasp - they fucking put the date on the coins and the paper gets a signatuire, too. 

Down on Wall Street we call this a big bad red flag.

Anyway, looks like Disney bought ROT TOM and muzzled them - I bet DIS had them on theior payroll fore years to fudge the numbers.  Then with all the drama on set, and the butt model telling Briu Larson:

"WHen I'm on set,  I want you off. I talked to Kevin alredy todAY.  So yuou need to get out so b ring me my hazelnut coffee at 10.30 and 3. And I'll know if you spit in it bitch," she cranes her neck in toward Brie, indsex finger due north, "It's hazelnut, dont fuck it up. if you do i'm gonna tell everyone about all the secrets you told me whne we first met last week. WHen we were friends.  I'll tell them whaT YOU ALWAYS carry on your person everywhere you go.."

Then Cap and Widiow were playing out he samer action scenes she was and it was probably the most uncomfortbale time a hard luck newlwy minted fresh five milli9on in the baknactres coiuld ddeal; wiht/  WHen disney infoirmed her they were bringing the buitt model in for motre scnes, and that the money to pay her wopul;d be coming out of briw check- wll then, that was t5he last straw.  Brie confronted Kevin's team of nerds- and stood upo for herself.  After defending herself, and feeling ok for the foirst time alkl year - her phoine buzzes and it is a text from butt model.  it reads:

"You spitr in my hazelnut.  I'm telling!~  Oh, and Kevin just fucked me- he's giving ,me the paerwolrk to star in the3 sequewl,.  They are changing the name of thi8s movie to Captain Carvel, or mayube just










[Picture of butt double girl signing a contract for her own trilogy and a lifesaver rider where mshe comes in to finish for Larson-including her voice being overdubbed beginning April 24, well, that was pulled by the world's first military force composed of all attorneys.]

Infinity War turned Hulk into papa smurf and kicked ticket buyers in the face when they realized...alone in the dark the film could be heard running out and the lights caome on....the relaization that the big, big, big adrenaline rush moment they were expecting...well, they will get it.. in 365.  One thing I WILL credit them for - pulling shit like this to buy time and get it right.

I answer the rumor about Hulk actually geting killed during the first 3 minutes before the opening credits.

Captain Marvel: Last Minute Deadline Passed at Midnight. Vote to Preserve End Game's Chance to Ring $3 Billion , by Containing the Infection known as CM, and Changing the Title to Either "Goose