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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Who Got Nominated: Oscars 2012: Tree Of Life to sweep...

Well, a horrible nightmare has come to fold.  Jonah Hill, whose real name is Jonah Feldstein, received an Oscar nomination.  Why do you people find this fat, ugly, no-talent slob funny?  He certyainly has shotty acting skills at best, and it is a tragedy that he has received a nomination.  The Oscars are now the oscars, with a lower case o.

The Academy did redeem itself though, by nominating Nick Nolte for his supporting role in "Warrior."
Nolte turns in a masterful performance, and his exit is one for the ages.  I knew when he had his violetn flashback, and disappeared, that something special would be in store for him.  Nolte has been blacklisted by the Academy since Affliction.

Pleasant Surprises.
No, this is not the pragraph about Moneyball.  It is about Ms. McCarthy who steals the show in Bridesmaids.  She is hilarious and should win - that would be great.

There is an eerie aura surrounding this year's Oscars  - not, not becasue many think Billy Crystal is over the hill and can;t do it anymore.  IN fact, Crystal had such a horrible showing at his last appearance, that it was by by Billy from there.  He went on to buy his way into Yankee batting practice. I mean, really.  Thatw as the year 'Return of The King " swept the oscars.  Rather than embrace the New Zealand filmmakers, he made fun of them. Just returning the favor, Billy.

No, the strangeness will come from Terrence Malick's film "Tree of Life" an unconventional masterpiece that takes the viewer into an experience that will invigorate all 5 senses.  With rummrsof Planet X coming (I mean, isnt it odd that the camera's in Antarctica do not film the sky, but a building?} The Tree of Life addresses how the sun will transform into a white dwarf, and the earth will freeze over.  But if you let you subconsciious take over while you watch the film, you will see that the image of earth and the sun toward the end fo the film, is really a avery large eye.  Crazy stuff. Just how Saturn is an eye... have another look.

I beleiev Malick's film will sweep all categories it is noimintaed for.  Malick will be urged to contiune making films ansd that is why they will vote for him as best director.
Finally, and I will continue to have postings on the oscars as we go - 30 days and counting, but the whole Moineyball issue is smoehting else.  Yes, OK, I feel Pitt deserves the nomination... but there is no chance he will win.  We'll see.



Thursday, January 5, 2012

New Casey Anthony Video You Tube: VLOG

I love this picture of Casey.  This is the look that the Foreman dreamed of every night.  Please look for my new short story "The Foreman," it is about how brain-dead the guy "who looks like Johnny Depp" on the jury was - as we enter his world of complete , and utter incompetence.

Anyway, Casey is back!  Here, have a look at her VLOGS:

Before you jump in... remember - she is completely insane - so these are fun to watch.  I am sure she wears her vibrator around her neck these days.

Part One:

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Who is Rick Santorum? Here is your answer...

Pennysylvania Senator Rick Santorum pulled off the Iowa Special yesterday.  Santorum, an awkward, uncomfortable looking geek who speaks with false audacity, came through with a second place finish in the state that starts it all. 
Last year, Iowa gave the majority of their votes to a similar SuperMax Conservative: Mike Huckabee.  Fresh from his upset win, Huckabee went on a tear as he orchestrated a complete collapse that left him with the impression that America's Republican's found him to be a few thousand miles from being presidential material.  He did re-emerge to sign a T.V. deal where I  am sure he will try to spend the rest of his days... in Iowa style.

Santorum didn't win, but he could have if eight more people voted for him.  When Americans checked-in with their mobile devices at around 10:30 p.m. Eastern Time, they read the headline "Rick 26.3%, Mitt 26.4%"  All of them smiled and disdainfully spoke the words"  "Perry!?!?  The idiot from Texas who did nothing more in his bid than demonstrate to everyone how low his I.Q. score is?"
Then, after checing in at 11:30 p.m. they saw Santorum, Rick Santorum.

It is sure to be one of those Huckabee specials. Unfortunately, Iowa has historically caused many candidates to quit the race.  This proves how poor the sytem is.  Fred Thompson quit after the Huckabee win, for some awful reason.

Tonight, some candidates will be hitting the showers thinking about defeat, but also the positive experience if meeting so many people and expanding their network.  Rick Perry, Michelle Bachman are the two casualties this time around.  At least Bachman would make a good VP.  Perry, on the other hand belongs in Texas.  As for the guy who came in third place, Ron Paul, he has a good message.  He also doesn't own any business shoes as he was seen wearing black hightops during the last debate.

Well, you can't call someone a geek without offering up some proof.  I've attached the video of Rick Sanoturum saying, in the most pathetic way:

"Game On!"

it will make you cringe.  Enjoy.

--The Gajhonka.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Casey Anthony Guilty

Or is she?
GFU is a film blog.  Since the quality of Hollywood productions are disgusting, and the industry is a no-talent real life horror show, I am going to jump into reality.  Unlike things that can be fixed... like an election to replace a blind governor, or a club owner firing a shit for brains manager like Joe Girardi, Hollywood can never be fixed.  Hollywood is a nightmare, the people have no talent, and we cannot do one fucking thing about.


OK... let's have a look at the murder of Caylee Anthony.  It is an enigmatical event... many different arguments.  I will also counter the website Casey Anthony Is Innocent.  I am still trying to figure this freaken thing out.  Maybe you can help me.

Guilty Predicates.
1.  This involves Casey swiping her old man's Henkel duct tape and using it on her little bundle of joy.  Her little bundle of joy has recent;y beem transorming into a big sack of liability.  She can't go out and get sex from her boyfriend enough.  She's been having a streak of tough luck recently and can't seem to get a keeper.  She wants a keeper, so it would be to her benefit to stage a kidnapping and hope the body never gets recovered.  But if that is her goal, a better plating spot for the body would be optimal.  Hopespring represents a drop of convenience rather than intent. Meaning , the if the kid drown, hopespring would be a fit, if she was killed, a better drop would make sense.  Anyway, if she killed the kid, the backup plan would be - if the body were found, to have it link to someone other than her.  So she would use the henkel brand of tape - to link it to her old man.  But if she were playing a kidnapping, why not use regular duct tape?  Then again, it may simply be the only tape available... and more than 1 person owns a roll of henkel, so its plausible.

TO BE CONTINUED... check in as we continue to explore EVERYTHING.