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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Who is Rick Santorum? Here is your answer...

Pennysylvania Senator Rick Santorum pulled off the Iowa Special yesterday.  Santorum, an awkward, uncomfortable looking geek who speaks with false audacity, came through with a second place finish in the state that starts it all. 
Last year, Iowa gave the majority of their votes to a similar SuperMax Conservative: Mike Huckabee.  Fresh from his upset win, Huckabee went on a tear as he orchestrated a complete collapse that left him with the impression that America's Republican's found him to be a few thousand miles from being presidential material.  He did re-emerge to sign a T.V. deal where I  am sure he will try to spend the rest of his days... in Iowa style.


Santorum didn't win, but he could have if eight more people voted for him.  When Americans checked-in with their mobile devices at around 10:30 p.m. Eastern Time, they read the headline "Rick 26.3%, Mitt 26.4%"  All of them smiled and disdainfully spoke the words"  "Perry!?!?  The idiot from Texas who did nothing more in his bid than demonstrate to everyone how low his I.Q. score is?"
Then, after checing in at 11:30 p.m. they saw Santorum, Rick Santorum.


It is sure to be one of those Huckabee specials. Unfortunately, Iowa has historically caused many candidates to quit the race.  This proves how poor the sytem is.  Fred Thompson quit after the Huckabee win, for some awful reason.


Tonight, some candidates will be hitting the showers thinking about defeat, but also the positive experience if meeting so many people and expanding their network.  Rick Perry, Michelle Bachman are the two casualties this time around.  At least Bachman would make a good VP.  Perry, on the other hand belongs in Texas.  As for the guy who came in third place, Ron Paul, he has a good message.  He also doesn't own any business shoes as he was seen wearing black hightops during the last debate.


Well, you can't call someone a geek without offering up some proof.  I've attached the video of Rick Sanoturum saying, in the most pathetic way:


"Game On!"


it will make you cringe.  Enjoy.
http://youtu.be/5O2ij-F0x0M



--The Gajhonka.

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