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Wednesday, November 18, 2015


Sheen in Red Dawn.  How come he was not in Outsiders?  Did Cruise get his part?  Prior to his big role in Platoon, then subsequent cake and eat it to work in Major League ( another Randy Quad sighting, which are usually good) Sheen built a solid resume- LUCAS, FERRIS, and even EIGHT MEN OUT.  At $2 mm an episode, like Dave Chappelle said, they control you.. and Sheen went public in order to expose the inequities of CBS and Lorre.  I just hope this hypothetical is not true.










Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Facebook Stock Appears WAY Overpriced- Although Not As Bad As Netflix or Salesforce- ALL STRAPPED IN DEBT.

We all know, being loyal readers of the gajonka, that a stock that trades at $8 is not inferior to a stock that trades at $888.  In fact, most of the time, the $8 stock will be larger, and more valuable - defined by asst size.

Guess how much profit Apple made last year- after taxes?  $53 billion

Guess how much long term debt Apple owes at the end of the same year?  $53 billion

Google netted 14 b last year and only had $3 b in long term debt.  You would think, excluding cash, that Google would be more valuable right?

Market Cap

AAPL  636 b

Goog  501 b

Facebook is sneaky, they redefine their long term debt- calling it other liabilities.  So they enter 119 million (mm) as their long term (l.t.) debt figure, and assign $2.5 billion to the column titles "other liabilities" - this is a column that has grown from $305 mm to 1.5 b  to 2.5 b, per their income statements.

FB net income last year = $2.9 billion.  Note how much smaller that figure is relative to aapl and goog.

FB market cap: 294 billion

Wow- how do we decipher this?  This is valuation defined.

Finally, Netflix, has been borrowing $500 million more every year.  They netted 266mm in '14, and enjoy a $4 7 billion market cap... who knows why.

All stock charts have risen over the past two years.  What goes up must come down. is one company that has room to grow.

STMP  37mm net income

STMP $1.5b market cap

Compare that with facebook.

Finally, CRM, - this company has lost money over the past 3 years.., but the stock price keeps rising!!!

Sunday, November 15, 2015

DARK SIDE HQ; Star Wars 7 - Force Awakens Spoilers. Currency Update- Dark Side Developments.. oh, and Han's Death.

We need one of these, first thing's first!

Credit due for this one -  a huge laser weapon nestled along the equator, positioned on one side of the ice planet.  Just Brilliant.  The red streak we see as Ren watches ( see trailer)... that is the large laser unleashed by this baby.  Very nice.


Well, the first sketches of Snoke have been unleashed.  Again, I don't know how I feel about this.  We had Bossk ( see huge write up on him in the previous post), He-Man has King Hisss... and Cobra Khan, and a huge amount of snake people...  plus Cobra Commander is a snake, well, he has 24 eyes scattered along, around his head, which is why he uses the cape - so he can show only 2 eyes.

Notice a theme?   That's right... the reptilian reveal is real.  We have a strong alliance with aliens... and in particular the Greys and the reptilians.  

Say hello to our new high lord leader!  Darth Snoke!  Oh boy.

Here's Serkis on Snoke, on 11-15-15:

The scale of him, for instance, is one reason. He is large. He appears tall. And also just the facial design – you couldn’t have gotten there with prosthetics. It’s too extreme. Without giving too much away at this point, he has a very distinctive, idiosyncratic bone structure and facial structure. You could never have done it [in real life.]


Supreme Leader Snoke is quite an enigmatic character, and strangely vulnerable at the same time as being quite powerful. Obviously he has a huge agenda. He has suffered a lot of damage. As I said, there is a strange vulnerability to him, which belies his true agenda, I suppose.

plus , there's this from Serkis when asked if Snoke had appeared anywhere in the canon/universe:

No, he’s a new character in this universe. It is very much a newly introduced character. He’s aware of what’s gone on, in the respect that he has been around and is aware of prior events. I think it’d be fair to say that he is aware of the past to a great degree.

Wow- this is a mind-blowing interview- thanks for the highly insight focused interview Andy, can you shovel the crap any more?

It's funny how large our ( Empire, First Order ) army of soldiers appears.  Over 30 years we have given ourselves a new name, storm troopers a new look, and we have done well... under the rule of the new Sith Lord Snoke... and perhaps a little push from Luke.  We are talking 30 years here, remember... still.. too many years wasted.

Phasma will be 86'd in Part 7.  An easy kill to pair up with Solo's death, per Harrison Ford's terms to return.  Phasma has "I am going to be the one of material cause that dies in Part 7.

We must recall, lots of toys will be sold, so Disney has teamed up with both Hasbro AND Mattel to get the money machine rolling.  Look at this, a reptile face, they call him Zeb... but I have no idea who the heck this is:

Hasbro has this rebel ally for sale.  He looks like one of Snoke's henchmen.  

Toy lines always spoil so keep an eye on the toy lines... we were able to get a look at the Cobra Commander from Gi JOE ala Hasbro.

Does Ren wear a mask just because Vader did and there is no reason?  Does he have an injury which the mask helps make him more comfortable around people?  I don't like it.  The look of the mask... could they have chosen something better?  30 years later and the innovative ideas hit the shitter.

Hmmm... have not seen this before.

Luke may have stepped over the the Dark Side and permitted the Empire to return to its former glory.


It appears Luke has joined the dark side and has been keeping things orderly by suppressing the rebellion... ( his sister?) and permitting the First Order to stock pile soldiers and build a massive star system weapon ( which apparently can wipe out star systems, but we only get a test as it blows up what's her name's castle.... are you kidding me?  A castle?  I thought this weapon is being billed as more powerful than the Death Star... why the heck are they using it for a job a few TIE fighters with bombs can do?  I hope they can figure out a way to make this work...)

I had to... Vader has to be in all posts.

It makes sense... remember - the only reason why Star Wars has not done any post jedi films from 84 to 99 (15 years of no star wars). is because Harrison Ford wanted nothing to do with it.  It took a little extra money to get Harrison on board for this... and his character's death was a requirement.  So part 7 will be all Han, and Part 8 and 9 will give Luke his screen time.  Mark Hamill has done voice worik because his teeth are horrible.. chippy and black.

Interesting... think about all the possibilities Disney had... they chose Abrams... fresh from Star Trek... and there is so much that could be done.. and it appears that very little has been done.

 So be patient, Harrison Ford did not want to get involved with three films... and he will go out in style.  Luke will be taking over the top billing after Han Solo's death.

Hey, Skip, let's go play catch!  Wanna ice cream soda?  Ya like Root Beer?  What's that?  Your name is General Hux and you have an important position in the hihger elite levels of the Empire... and all of this with a look of a 14 year old??? really?  Well, thanks for sharing.

Another guy who will be the focus of all three films, in his case, is General Hux, who looks like he is 15 years old!  Great!  I guess they think he will grow int the role as a film will be released every 2 years.  Captain Phasma looks like an easy kill and she will be the big casualty on the dark side.  Can't wait to find out why the heck she is wearing that silly shiny chrome outfit... if it is better why don't we see more of them.  If you noticed the soldiers dressed in black in the big army pic...those are TIE fighter pilots.  They have a sh** load of them!

Just released today, a look at Snoke.. so much for keeping the truth about our relationship with aliens under wraps.  Hwood, in the most anticipated film in 20 years, had to include some love for our rulers.

Well, we bring it back to snoke.  I just hope he is deadly.  Also, I see no reason why they cant bring back Darth Vader.. or at least his outfit and mask.  Plus, we should see a Boba fett cameo... and if we don't they are just stupid.

Below is an okay trailer for the dark side.  The idiot uses phantom menace music until getting right at 0.54. Enjoy.  I still love the Ren walking and lighting the sabre as he walks in the snowy forest.

Here's an OK trailer, th e proper music applied at 0.54

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Enough is Enough - It Is Time For The SOTG BUTTON.

Why are we forced to have to listen to these guys talk their fu%$^ing heads off all game?
It's time.  I mean, it IS 2015.

Ever get angry, irritated, aggravated, annoyed, bothered, disturbed, sometimes even enraged, soured, or even vexed when watching a sports game- a moment of what should be comfortable entertainment?

Well, it has been bothering me for YEARS!  I cannot take it anymore, and I know, I just know I will be helping others - improving the experiuence of the majority of viewers who feel that the announcing has become a sport in itself... and that humans are not that stupid, we can figure it out.


The SOTG button will eliminate the announcers feed and give you the sounds of the ballpark or arena.  We will have mikes planted aeverywhere, even the mikes used for the broadcast that they kill only to use when giving us highlights.  We will hear the crowd, we will hear the umpires, and ast tie we can even hear the players or the teammates on the bench.  We will still get the animated visuals, all of the bells and whistles that come with a broadcast-but no talking, no announcers.

It will be like if you stepped into the arena ... but instread all you have done is stepped into your living room.

I hava had enough.  It is time.

WIsh me luck.

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Villain Treasure Chest: Finally, Star Wars Returns. BIG REVEAL - Using Snoke Risky Move Since It Parallels Present Day ( Per One Rumor, viable source). The Illuminati's Big Secret

Thanks to Star Wars, There is Reason to Live-- Villains Worthy of Investing Interest.

How can you top Darth Maul?  He's SUPER SATAN!!  Hellboy aint gotsk no light sabah!

Then, we look at Dooku.  Hmmm looks like Chris Lee to me.  Ah, Grievous, a wasted name.

Now, I know, I can't expect these people to get it right.  I can only covet and treasure ( word of the day) the moments of delight.

Is Snoke a metaphor for the true leader of our world?  Or just those lands where movies are made which used advanced technology to embed alien faces - everywhere?  I PROMISE YOU THIS -- SNOKE WILL SURVIVE THIS FILM.

ENTER: Star Wars Realm Theory- Brief.- VIP Only.
Let's notforget,  Boba Fett became the #1 Bounty Hunter only after a major battle with BOSSK.  The reptilian bad-ass did not make life easy for Boba Fett, and he turned him into what he is today, a master of deception, intelligence, and working the ladies.

So, if Bossk had already been cast in Empire, what's the big deal about the decision to cast a reptile for Star Wars 2015?

The first area- is incompetence- where the hell has Bossk been?  He could have his own film, giving us the tales of his homeland, and his eventual climb to Darth Vader's favor.  This 8 year run - it appeared to be permanent- as while rumors that Boba would follow his father's lifestyle, never really seemed to materialize.  Then, Boba began to make Bossk look bad. Bossk had become fat, and lazy, delegating all his jobs to his team: Ventro Q, Mayjak, and Wreckem All.

By the time Bossk was able to figure it out - he was starting his fourth final year at Vader's coveted right hand man post.  Bossk would not go down without  fight, which gave the other bounty hunters like IG-88 and Cad Bane open season to evidence their highly advanced skill.

Back to my focus here.  We've been introduced to the super satan ( a la Maul), in appearance), we've seen Bossk, how the hell can they beat Maul?  Thy are not going to be able to find a villain to get this thing done.

Snoke is an alien with reptilian features, similar to Bossk, who becomes the first man in the room to kiss Snoke's ass,  Snoke cuts an Emperor -esque figure both with his deliberate pace, and a new interest in catching up with who is good and who is bad, like Santa Claus in a black cape.

"I did it one year, the trick or treating... but the hordes of 8, 9. 10 years cheap-shotted me in the gut.  I zapped 17 or so but had enough once the parents found out and lost complete control of common sense - issuing threats with metal weapons. Regardless, it's clear he can travel in time- an aspect of the dark side we have not seen.  I doubt Vader did not know about it- I am sure he wanted nothing to do w/ hi past- as it crushed him... too painful.


I have been writing for years about how if you use your zoom x4 dvd remote - you can see evil, dark disturbing images in the backgrounds of all films.  This is designed to de-sensitive us. As they are subliminal.  The Total Recall billboard showed a bust of  a man in a suit- w/ a tie.. it is so old an battered that the man's pic, located on top,

The series of images was rejected by you tube - I was unable to post it, publicly.

We have seen a the progression of time occur and with it we have a more aggressive MO delivered by the next gen Xers who are now coming into control.  Still, the important positions will always be held by those in their 50s, 60s and 70s... but more and more we are seeing key positions eing filled by younger, more aggressive pro-Illuminati minds.

Ever stare at the woods or a bunch of buses?  Look for eyes.. faces.. you will see them.  They will not be happy faces... they will be reptilian, evil faces.

We love Star Wars for the villains -

It does not get any better than Darth Vader.

It does not get any better than Peter Cushing as Grand Moff Tarkin.

How could they top it?  Well, they had to go to the source:

And onee again, they pulled it off.

WE soon forget - no one can stop these two villains - NO ONE:

And then there's this one- who they killed off way too early.

I live for quality villains who can scare people, and represent a convincing possible storyline amounting to the heroes losing and the villains winning.  This is what I love.  This is what we have not see in decades.

Hollywood is not a body designed to innovate and produce films that include unique, innovative ideas, characters, setting, plots, and never seen before film moments.  No, they realize that humans reproduce- and if they can give each new generation the same films the previous generation had, adding new elements of technology used to improve the experience, they can make easy money.

Red Dawn re-boot

Foot Loose re-boot

Have a loo t all the film re-boots being made just so they can make money from our childre- sets of eyes who have enever seen it before.  Hwood does not care about advancing the art of film, they only want to advance their greed,

So, I looked into the new villain and it took me a few weeks to figure out that Snoke and Snake are similar.  I recently had to take down a you tube video I pulled from Eyes Wide shut - its the scene when Bill shows up with some pastry for the girl who helped him get out of the orgy alive.

It's a kitchen scene - and if you look out the right window- using you zoom button - you see two images - the first is a very unhappy reptilian / snake face looking hard back at me - and the other is an alien having some type of sex act with a minor, most likely.  Well, nine days after posting it, I was involved in a deadly accident and I thought the Illuminati did it.  Who knows.  Being a ou$$y, I too the video down.

The most advious place to go would be to Admiral Thrawn.  He had been the effective leader of the Empire after the events of Jedi.  He did a good job.  Clearly, the terms of the Lucas-Films - Disney Deal involved Disney having no involvement in the content of the next few SW films.  WE evidence this by looking at who they have chosen to be the villain.  Lord Snoke... an alien - a reptilian alien.

These alien images are everywhere- this will be the last piece I write bout how all you need to do is use your dvd remote, use the zoom button 4x and stare at long shots ( these are scenes taken from a distance which show a mountains, forests, skies, etc.  You will see the aliens faces.  We do this to thank them for the technology they gave us.

Now, we are thanking them by giving them the biggest villain in the biggest villain over the past 30 years.

I know very little about Snoke otr the story of this film.  I like how they chose the villain kid Ren:

And I love how the storm troopers have evolved.  There is very little about this world that would make me want to bring a child into it- but this dark side in this film is one positive aspect - the other is "Revenge of the Nerds"  "Summer Rental" and Kurt Russell's role in "Miracle."


Well I will try to get you more info on this - the illuminati have decided to reveal to us their own supreme leader - who THEY answer to - and it ain't any one on the good side of the force.

Be safe...

Monday, October 26, 2015

Why Are Hollywood Films Obsessed With Making Sure There are Either 3 9's or 6's On Screen?

Hmmm...  I wonder why.

Saw it twice this weekend.  First, in Black Christmas (1974) with the street sign having a 66 on one street name plate and 9 on the other perpendicular plate.  Then, in JFK (1991), the bonus disc offers deleted scenes and the date 9/6/91 is permanently dislayed in the lower left for all of the scenes.

You decide.  This is everywhere.

Deal with it.

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

GFU Film Review: Kurt Cobain : Montage of Heck, [2015] Score: 6.4254 "Not Bad."

Docs with similar content- hopefully this film will revolutionize how we handle old tapes.. a stroke of genius bringing in animation.  The Cat's POV was magical.

Wow- no holds barred - they even disclosed how he visited a mentally challenged, chubby girl and tried to bang her... when they could have said "Oh, no, we don;'t want to tarnish his image."

"Fuck it.  This is who he was.. and he was great - we tell the story." Hopefully these were the words of Bean.

I wonder what parts they DID cut, and or not apply.  Were there even more embarrassing moments.

You know there were- where there's smoke - there's fire.  If this kid is randomly sowing up at stranger's doors, looking for sloppy sex, then he most definitely got involved with more interesting episodes than "throwing a brick through a window."

Dazzling genius- to animate old tapes.

What's with all of the full body shots of Maranda?  OKAY, we know she's as big as a house, give her a break- cut her a check maybe?  Geeze!

What a wonderful film - especially the sobering interview of Krist Novaceliuc, a man who has seemingly died along with Kurt, 20 + years ago..  He shares highly valuable insight.. just priceless

Thank god Grohl isnt in this, would have ruined it.

Music Industry - High Level Goal - Keys To Success- Less Band Members - THE BETTER. For $ure.

Skynyrd, Chicago, then...

Now.. Black Keys... solo acts.

Ultimately, the industry heads have adopted a strategy focusing on bringing every act down to ONE.
With ONE, there will be no disgareements (G n R) that will disrupt progress and profits.  EVERYTHING is easier with ONE - even the kill.


Tuesday, July 21, 2015


This image is what hooked me into this series.  The gloves are off, no more fake t.v.v, no more fake movies, let's get real... and really fuc%$ing good at that.

Getting rid of Velcoro's mustache; one of the worst decisions made in film during 2015.  Whomever offered that suggestion should be fired.  Thank goodness the tape/voice recorder he uses to frighten the sh%^ out of his son nightly is firmly in place.

"It's been 66 days since the Vinci shot-out"

"These row houses are for municipal homes only, Ray. You've got 60 days to leave the apartment."\


I'm not sure where they are going with Frank - but if they are going to turn the Bad Lieutenant into a limey boy scout - then , well, perhaps I should not be so hard on the demon programming that is destroying the fabric of decency nationwide.  Even David Letterman, while interviewing Jennifer Gardner )oh my, she is just the cutest thing ever.  I knew something was up when I saw her doing the Capital One commercials in place of Alec Baldwin then Sam Jackson, as their contracts ran to an end). He eluded to the fact that even kids films do not end hay - but dark and sad, and dismal ominous and evil.  "Bittersweet" is the phrase Gardner used.

Franks is transforming into a one-of-a kind cop, who sees death all day, and knows doing drugs is not bad, compared to the crap he sees.  He drinks and drugs to medicate the loss of his semi-sexy wife and his son- I don't understand how a kid like that can give a man so much joy.  Especially, Ray, could be a character flaw- I don't think I have ever seen Ray smile when Chad is around.  The voice recorder gig and the fact he has begun to build model planes on his own , even when Chad leaves, is great, original real, funny as hell material.  This is a convincingly wise, seasoned, some will say burnt-out, but depressed character.  Now, let's unleash him on the world!  Episode 1 did this perfectly, and I gave Episode 1 a very high mark- something like 9.2874.  As we have advanced to Episode 5 - and I still see the blank, "I never smile- NEVER" look from Ray's ex - I get pissed. 
They obviously cheated, and took the easy way out - to jump 2+ months and make up new ideas permitting them to just fizzle other ones- any way they wish. the good 'ole days.
Plus, Franks does offer signs of slippage by asking Ray to come work for him.  At first, I thought it was a way to boos Ray's confidence in Frank, to make him even more committed , or to firm up any faltering commitment to his once wealthy, long time crime boss.  Boy was I wrong... why would Frank ruin a good thing like that - he has a cop , a guy on the inside - on HIS PAYROLL!  He can identofyfy raids, gain info on his competition, collect insider, material information... why flush that down the toilet?  MAKES ZERO SENSE - and it is weakness.  Confirms Frank is losing - well,, losing his fu%$ing mind, basically.


Rachel McAdam's proves she is one of the best actresses in the business- with this 12 second scene.
You will find that many past Oscar winners give their characters a unique feature, or tic, something they repeat again, and again.  In Training Day, Denzel said "My Man!"  Here, Ani Bezzerides has a certain facial expression she gets when she is drinking.  Her lips pucker inward, and she slowly clamps down on them.  We see it at the Casino, then again , briefly at the end fo the bar scene with her and Ray - THAT is good acting.

MORE... coming soon...

Sunday, May 31, 2015

American Ultra : Adventureland II Cast in MK Ultra Psy-Op Film From Lionsgate.

Adventureland(2009) also included Stewart, Jesse E. and Grass.  Clearly, in American Ultra (2015), the kids will be faced with a more technical, advanced, ominous coming of age tale.

American Ultra - linguistically it includes the pitch sounds aMeriKan Ultra.  Adventureland maxed out at $17 million on a budget near $1mm.  Lionsgate and its production company partner have chosen to green light a quick and easy film that is a virtual profit locker.


SUPPLEMENT- Including Interview:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::..............................:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Without a doubt, this is a bizarre move since Adventureland actually rested on the studio shelf for two plus years before finally getting a late 2009 release.  With marijuana getting headlines at a greater clip recently, looks like LGF is in for pumping out one that has weed, and will not disturb the studios stop loss strategy with respect to financial magement and minimizing bad box office with 20% greater efficiency.

Part I-A
"Lionsgate knows what its doing.  I don't think they've had a double digit downer in years.  They are meticulous in this type of planning.  It is (name omitted), she's been building up LGF's rep as a smart studio.  Personally, I think Eisneberg is an annoying (redacted). Kristen Stewart is cute, though, looks like she is wearng brown eyes in this," an inside source, with close association to LionsGate and three of the five production companies they are using on this film.

Part II-A
He reaches for his Dr. Pepper, spends a full te seconds downing near half, as he softens up the Bronco Blaster Burger he just finished, almost breaking the word record - exactly 1.98 seconds away from taking down a record that has stood for thotyu two years.
"Ya know, this is a stock," he says while using his tongue to tidy up teeth, "Yeah, O own some.  I'm a big stock guy," he says, eyes squinting in a summer sun repel.
"Stock ticker is sometyhing' like cadbur-7up-dr,pepper?  Sonething like that," he says ehiler sizing me up indicatg he is trying to check if I, as he would say, "is" a stock guy, too.
He pulls out his phone, scans the patio reas, tossing a few finger points out to the crown, this guy is popular.  What a great contact/source, I need to buy him more food ( the pro had me pay for his $15 bronco plaster burger with fries and a pair of chili dogs.
"Okay, here it is," he says ca5tching me after I had taken two steps toard the counter.  His beedy little hawk eyes squint up again.
'DPS.  That's the ticket, uh, uhm, I mean ticket - ticker! ticker!" he exclaims smiling and jumping up 3 millimeters fromg the ground.

Editor's Note:  "Cliff" is a well seasoned , veteran employee of the industry.  Dr. Pepper Snapple Group has advanced upwatd forty points since May, 2015.  Unlike the public's interest in this Adventureland II: Taking The Pentagon, ,, NOT BAD.

- The .G

Thursday, May 28, 2015

F O X C A T C H E R: Film Score: 7.6221 Channing Tatum CONFURMS: He MUST Be AMERICA's Worst Actor--Ever - Despite This Still, Ruffalo and Carrell Push This Film Above and Beyond Expectations and Deliver the Strength Required To Offset The Awful Acting Delivered By Channing Tatum - Who Was Cast Only Due To Consistent Physical Appearance Traits.

Channing Tatum's performance in Foxcatcher confirms he is the worst actor in America.  We have a winner! Smile CT!

Confirmed:  Channing Tatum Has To Be America’s Worst Actor
A character can never be THAT uncomfortable looking.  His performance brings us anguish, misery, torment and torture.  His attempt at creating a believable role delivers to us woe, distress, and angst.  Every scene he's in- all, and believe me there are way too many in this 2 hour, finely produced film, but at each point in the film we see Tatum as Schultz, each of these moments fulfill the viewer with a highly concentrated dose of: dread, uneasiness, hurt, sorrow, concern, dejection, desolation, despair, discomfort, grief, distraction... and last but not least... torture.
“What is it you look to achieve, Mark?” asks DuPont.
“Well, I want to win Worlds.  And I want to win Olypic gold at Seoul,” responds Tatum, in most likely the worst display of acting I have ever seen.
The role was given to Tatum because he and Mark Schultz kind of look alike!  Forget his ability to act - no, he looks like the guy!  [Remember when we had brains?]
While the film “FOXCATCHER” brings with it multiple fallacies and awkward choices ( for example, there is only one female in the film, Redgrave who puts in a stellar, Oscar worthy performance as Mrs. DuPont).  The most disturbing being how the film does not answer any of the questions it raises.  The audience needs to figure out what the trigger of tension is between Mark Schultz and John DuPont.  Is is the result of Dupont slapping him in the face, calling him an ungrateful ape, and that he made such a mistake bringing him to his current position?


Steve Carrell delivers us an impeccable performance as DuPont.  "My friends call me Eagle...or Golden Eagle," he tells Mark.  It will go down as truly one of the greater acting performances of this century so far. With a double bullet of Carrell and Ruffalo, the discomfort generated by Tatum's work gets buried, and the film thrives... an impossibility, really, which must be acknowledged.

“I can’t be here,” Schultz proclaims to his brother, Dave.  It would be nice if we were given an opportunity to understand the frustration Marks feels.  These are emotions of substantial abundance, significant enough for him to leave a high paying, comfy role, and we are never given a break to learn and understand- sure we can assume - but why not give us a flashback later in the film - let us see what they don't want us to see.  Bennett decides to leave it out, to let the audience suffer.  It would not be his first decision resulting in audience pain and agony.  No, that began way back in the beginning, when he decided to cast Channing Tatum as the main character of the film.  “Flash over substance!” Albert Brooks stated when he confronts Holly Hunter about ending up with Tom…a/k/a the devil!

That’s right, Tatum does have a similar appearance to Mark Schultz. 

“Who cares if he can’t act?  He looks like him!”

And so it begins… the film could have cast a quality actor with less of a Schultz's physical attributes, and guess what- it would not have even mattered what he looks like.

To introduce all of the examples of how and why Tatum is so bad, well, that would be even more painful than watching the film.  Once is enough! Christ!  I will write that he plays it awfully slow, and there is nothing genuine about his performance.  He creates a character that is not unique, not even close to possibly being a real character.  It is ONLY bad acting at its most greatest, proudest point- EVER.

How do you combat these negative influences, these drawbacks of major concern?

Well, you bring in Steve Carrell to play DuPont.  You bring in Ruffalo to play Dave.  Both Steve and Mark deliver enough nasty vibe, much masterful acting work to not only neutralize the awful performance given by Tatum, but enough wonderful work to boost the film up in the 7.6547 area!  It is mind blowing… and one must ask- does this give the film character itself, make it a special project, one that could be used as an example in film schools for decades and generations to come!

The tempo, style, and precision of delivery  can be consumed with pure bliss s a film viewer.  "Coach is a mentor.  Coach is a leader.  Coach is a father."

Well, I know Tatum continues to go to acting classes and he should.  Can I give you at least one scene, one point in the film that can be accepted as an OK performance/ocassion by Tatum?  Listen, I can’t think of one… but I am sure there is a 2 second juncture when he is okay- again, I just cannot think of it.

Moral of the story is that sure this piece carries a hint of humor but there is nothing funny at all about this.  Flash over substance, the employment of hiring actors that look the part – but cannot even closely play the part, will only continue to drive Hollywood into the ground of failure.

Mark Ruffalo exhibits not only the appearance of Dave Schultz, but also a closely aligned way of verbal expression, too.  His pitch in the awkward video camera scene when Dave is asked to refer to DuPont as his mentor.  Here we have the most popular wrestling coach personality talent in the sport, being asked to throw all of his true feelings aside and give 100% of the credit to DuPoint.  The conflict this generates is captured nicely, and it really is an enjoyable moment. Mark Ruffalo, with this performance, has achieved greatness and he will advance to the next highest tier of actors because he knows how to get it done`!

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

NIGHTCRAWLER FILM REVIEW: ABSURD DIALOGUE EVEN FOOLS CRITICS- 666 NEWS - and the message this crappy film conveys. Score: 5.6746

While this film, written and directed by Dan Gilroy, has a great soundtrack, it misses a fine opportunity to resolve the competitive race between VPN and Mayhem Video.  Gyllenhaal uses dialogue you would NEVER hear from an ordinary person - the fact that he dishes it effectively confirms that Jake G is a fine actor.  Still, it makes for a fake film, one that has been way overhyped.  Jake G even fooled big critics, and if you can imagine this, even received a nomination for Best Actor at the Globes!  Wow - what a joke!
Nightcrawler:  Score; 5.6746  Good soundtrack/score – Lousy 666 News Station Satan Drives a Red Car BS Overload.


There’s a special moment in this film:  “ You can find anything , really, if you look hard enough,” says Gyllenhaal, uhm, wait, I’m sorry, I mean –Louis Bloom., as he stands across and shares a finger fuy&& moment with Rene Russo  in front of a huge 666 upwards, downwards, across, sideways, diagonal back screen at the lowest rated station in L.A. – KWLA- Channel 6.  Ya know, the one with the 666 pyramid sign out front! 

I am one of those who share more with the villains than anyone else, but in this film, which scored, as Imortan Joe would say “mediocre!” there is a moment missed involving the comeback of Mayhem Video’s leader Joe Loder, played by Bill Paxton, who actually loses his southern drawl and plays a great character, for once in a long, long time.

Isn’t it ridiculous how the Chinese Restaurant shootout scene is conveniently located at an all glass facility?  Isn’t that just a bit ridiculous?  These guys have been praised for writing and directing a serious film, but there’s a lot of bullsh&& in here.


In the end, the message Hollywood and everyone involved in this film is sending is driving around looking for dead bodies and death is good and profitable, and you can count on being untouchable and successful if you do it.  So go for it!!!


What a joke.  One good thing about this flick is Gyllenhaal plays a watchable character, although his dialogue is so fake and force fed it is actually amusing how many have been tricked into believing it is a great, award winning type performance.  Another plus is that Dan Gilroy is the writer and director, and we are seeing more writers finally being able to direct the films they envision when they wrote them- as is the case with another satanic gem, The Atticus Institute.  Go writers!

Ho0riible ending, and much overhyped.  Nice music, though.


Go satan!! 666 !!!

What a  joke.


Review compiled by Gajonka Film Universe

Bill Paxton has gone downhill since Weird Science.  Shockingly, he emerges as the best aspect of this film!  He comes across a genuine, and the rivalry between Jake G and Bill P. really could have been expanded, which would have given this film an opportunity to make up for the fake climax that includes an all glass, clear Chinese resto which makes for a perfect opportunity to film... as if they would EVER happen in reality.  Gilroy drops the ball when he has a chance to bring Paxron back, and to illustrate for us what his comeback and attempt at revenge would look like.  With 14 years as a Nightcrawler, I am sure he would know how to strike back.  Sadly, we get none of this, and the fantastic performance put in by Paxton, which, paired with the soundtrack of this film and the lead female detective, are the only positive aspects of this film,  gets wasted... hard.

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Hollywood Hands Horror Throttle To Generation X- Can We Save The Film Industry? Is it Too Late to Fix Shi$ Flowing Waterfulls Filled With Toxic Deforming Corroded Waste? PART 1(b)-2 Insidious III - The Real Story - New Script, Notable Absences by Byrne and Wilson and Universal Pictures Decision to Recoil and Unleash Repercussions For Fu^^ing With Their Cash Cow.

Hi - I am back.  Almost died in a car wreck,  Thought it was an illuminati hit.  Ten days prior to the accident I posted a you tube video - taking a scene from EYES WIDE SHUT [1999].  I zoom in and we can see an ominous, hard faced lizard head looking back with purpose.   Then it looks like an alien -a grey with a big head ( hey I think greys look good, they should not be so insecure).  Either way, that grey was getting paid laid and dancing at the same time. 
It is one of those videos where you say " Okay, you need me to convince you in 30 seconds that all we see is not really what is really real?  It's one of those evidential pieces.

We; I took that fuc%%er down.  As it turns out, I am still in need of evidence to find out how this accident started.

Well,  they tried to kill me - and guess who survived!!!  It's a shame - with the film industry in its current deformed, and shit smelling condition, I kind of wish I did not make it- oh god, especially after spending a few minutes watching OUIJA [2015] and INHERRENT VICE [2014].  Both of these films planyed me with instant ideas of snuffing it - just to get away from how embarrassingly bad the wriyters and directrors of my gneerationm have turned out to be.  If I had not chosen my career on Wall Street- I would be in competition with others from Gneration X- and we would build and film and deliver a fnished project,  Yet,  how much better could my work really be?  Is this era of film going to continue to spike downward due to my career choice?

The answer is yes.  I( recognize that studios and executuive proucers, and producers will mainatain control of the film they are financing- and this stil would not diminish the hyper-intense wave of quality entertauinemnt offering americans a way to peacefully relax and know they will be in for a taste of something that, otherwise, would carry wioiyh it substantial loads of doubt, concern, and feafr 0 the fear of knowing that even though the entire project was shit - it still made over $100mm on a 5 mm budget - and that means new franchise - ASAP.
*** NOTE-  MM=millions,  M=thousands // just some Wall Street slang

Let's look at the INSIDIOUS [2010]2013/2015}
1:  cost, $1.5mm  net revenue:  $97mm *** moving forward we represent as (1.5mm/97mm)
II  cost, $5mm net revenue  $161mm

III  cost, net revenue  {COMING SOON}

With Patrick Wilson and Rose Byrne knowing the big ROI ( return on investment) for both 1 and 2 exhibited a crushinbgly high %, the two actors asked for time to wait and think about the news script.  Meanwhile, Universal, well aware they need an Insidious III simly due to the fact they can slide a ticket into a machine that says $5mm - and two years later - they can redeem that ticket, which now says $97 million.  It will be only found in the horror genre - films that can yield astronomically high returns.  Wilson knew he had to get out of any more Insidious related crap.  The first film was actually good - I gave it a stellar review0-= just asking for more of the demon.  In 2, they don't even bring in the demon, and its a BS script.  Byrne too knew Universal had been spoiler her with small gifts - begging her to " make the rigfht choice for the team."

Universal he decome a Universal girls a few years prior and immediately after she filmed II she began principal photography on Neighbors (2014)(18mm/268mm).  Universal also made sure to keep ahead - as they agreed to distribute a stary film no one wanted any piece of "Stretch[2014" again in th wake of II, Universal needed to keep Byrne and Wilson on the board for III.  Wilson finally withdrew and this made it easier for Byrne- both would never work on another film distributed by Universal again... the pitch was easy:
"Who cares if the script sucks and its silly, and kind of embarrassing, it will make us $200mm the quant dept. says.
To close, Universdal proceeded with plan B which I feel is a brilliant plan being advertised all wrong.  For most, Lin Shaye's performances in I + 2 stole the show- and her character became extremely popular.  The new script will take us back to the days Lin waqs slaying and summoning - a look into Lin Shye's greates hits ( obvi, as her character Elise Rainer).  Universal can have a lot of fun with this as we could leanr about all her previous assistants and how they met their unfortunate end.  As for Byrne, who can let a piece of hot acting presence like that walk away?  Quickly, Universal went all in and secured Byrne for Neighbors.  With them pair teaming up for other comedies like "Get him to the greek (2010) (40mm/91mm) and Bridesmaids (2010) (32mm/288mm) Byrne probabaly signed a multi-film deal in the comedy/romamntic comedy sphere). A smart move dor her as she will be able to have two revenue streams, the other being with Fox and the x-men films.
And that is the story of Insidious- I hope they make a good film - how can you fu^^% up a fun look at Lin Shatyesd experiences with the paranormal.  Only a completely sh^$ t  for brains who eats creal out of the toilet bowl can screw that up - or maybe the prosection team donn in Gelveston Texas- the one's who predicted a "slam dunk" in their case against Robert durst who killed a neighbor, chopped up the body and tried to dump them in the bay- withyout notice.  All of this while keeping a false identity as a woman - only because the sexy michell pirro wanted to squeeze durst for the murder of his wife many.,many years before.  THATS HOW DUMB.

I;ve included a pci of Lord Humungus, one of the best looking villains we have been able to enjoy in film.  With Immortan JOe we have another great, freaky villain,

Ahh.. parallels between Darth Vader AND Joe... this is a nice pic.

This is how joe looks before all the enhancements.
George Miller receives the title "MASTERMIND" from Warner Brothers.  The question is - with such a winning formula already resulting in an absolutely positive reaction... why the hell did it take so long to make this film?

Charlize Theron, Tom Hardy ( who asked Mel out to lunch and asked for him to pass the toerch wuth hgus blessing, with Mel replaying that he admired "the kid" and that not to worry- to rock it... plis Mel continued, he had better things to do,,,which is slang in the film industry, here Mel uses it to take a small friendly shot at Hardy- as if to say, I have no interest - my cuyrrent projevtd look better, more promsing, more certain.) and last but not least, the masterful touch of George Miller, casting Hugh Keays Byrnes as the villain... Keays played Toecutter in the later 70's original Mad Max I.  With these three together- a trio f actors almost impossible to lose in a tournament of 3vs 3, this film looks like a winner- and if a quitet, reclusive, dog caring fella causes the car chasing him to crash- and he runs over with a pan to salvage as much of the guzzline as possible - if that is an image that strikes a positive chord in the imagination, then this film may not just be qa winner fror me, but also for you.

We begin with the good news in Mad Max, and we continue chronologuically.  Poltergesit [2015] is finally getting it re-boot.  With the set of the film cursed due to the deaths of major characters, revisiting Poltergeist without a really good script- and actors that can at least match the amazinbg work of JoBeth Williams and CRaig T Nelson, the curse would always win.

Well, all of tht has changed.  Change can be good - it can give us another chance to immerse ourlseves into a place that is real- feels real- and is filmed real.  Change can also be bad - ad Generation X is about to learn if they represent change for the worst.  Here's a alook at how Poltergesit began

It is opening scenes like this one, taken from Poltergeist 1(1982) that establish realism... viewers are accepting to the notion that this is real- and can happen to us.  It's important to keep films real.   I struggle sometimes, unable to watch a movie due to a fantasy block.  This fantasy block halts my ability to play along and to accept and be entertained.  I see the script - line by line, character by character, I see the dialogue and the actors reading it.  This fantasy block vanishes, travels to a dark zone when films can open like this one did in 1982.  Tobe Hooper and Spielberg really should team up- they create movie magic.
Apparently, they pulled the video down.  This scene - and I know I always repeate myself on this- Spielberg is best at creating a setting for his films... no one can mnatch his ability there.  ET and Poltergesit were both released in 1982 and the seetings for bpth films generate a perfect sense of calm, reality, and truthfulness.  Culver City, I believe is the ara that best fits the settings we see in these two films.  A film's setting should not be filmed in the dark- that only foreshadows the director's preference of night filming, a practice I have defined as one that is excessively employed in order to hide the set, hide the action, and hide as much as possible becvause it is just bad bad bad.  Tobe Hooper and Spielberg had to decide if the directo's credit should be given to Spielberg- but both were present each day and used the storyboards Hooper created to inmject life into the script.

A nove;ization had benn written near 1982 and it explores the script while bringing out more detail with respect to specific areas.  Point #1: The Clown.  The Clown plays a much larger role in the book and he is constantly involed as the story develops/  I think this si why the rebootisusing the clown more, they are mostlikley to follw that adapttoin more clsiesly.  James Kahn penned the book and he also did the same for Jedi, Goonoes Temple of Doom, and Poltergesit II.  Much more popular backj in the 80s.  Not sire if you remember this, but if you watcha a film in 80's centered somewhere  wothin  on corporate amerciaa, you will see an executive assistant - and everybody else ( mostly ) without computers on their desk.  I laughed when watchinf a scene from BRAODCAST NEWS [1987] Score: 8.6763 - a very high score. Granted I admired how they stuck with Holly Hunter - and also how everyone in the film is middle aged and single - no marriage, np kids, iyt is great.  Here is my review of P-!:

The Gajonka @Gajonka  ·  Mar 29
G | F| U | Poltergeist. [1982] Score: 8.9939 Williams and Nelson deliver unparalleled performances. Hooper and Spielberg a good set. FUN

"Hey kid.  Let's play with the blender."
Here's a look at the principal poster they have decided to go with.  Not bad, the additional clown content intrigues me - they could do chucky without the "for kids."  As an example, have him a fewe lines of dialogue, very tersse, nothing written for laughs - this will be malefic speech, items like - as he drags the kids into the closet: " let's see if this hurts you." or :I bet you think I am your friend.  Do I look like I want to play a game?"  and " I put all this makeup on to make you kids like me - wanna see what I look like underneath all of this?"
So it ahould be fun.  Cast- I spotted this pic and it captures the full cast or perhaps even the whole family in one sgot:
Oky, I think the little girl is missing ... but that is not what is standing out in this one - a bit bizarre- usually the father, the head of the household is the biggest guy in the pic- here he looks like the oldest son.

Then we have this one.  What would a good film poster be without the word SEX!  See the gajonka's report on how Hollywood will try its best to get the two letters "EX" in a title - this hints at sex and everyone who beliesv the subliminal mind makes decusions for us - well they love titles like " The League of [s]Extraordinary Gentlemen, or , perhaps the absolute worst so far: "What to Exopect When You are {s}expecting"

Well, have a look at this poster:

Do you see what I see on the floor- next to the kid?  Nooooo that's not a teddy bear... if you look from a distance- and slant your eyes... you will see it - comes in perfectly... the guy over at MGM rea;;y is a pro - he/ she really knows how to fet it done and plant a suvliminal messafe nicely.  I will only give the following hint:
It rhymes with :
" a Jock and calls"
Part II This weel - Amityville Remake - news - which mostly l;ooks bad - another film imposiible to fu&^ up,  Ouija and what was wrong with it and why so many people went to see a sh^^ show?
Then we get into Michael Myers finally coming back... oh yes.  I will leave you with somefast thoughts below.  ENjoy- thanks for reading.
The streets of Long Island are covered with trees- so when you drive down the streets you see nothing above you but trees, not sky.

Looking forward - this guy looks like he si going to be so much fun.

Let's hope this does not turn into another meaningless anythihg an happe horror flick.  This is a amasterpiece we are working with- please be carefulo.

Yes, the two who fight for Tawney, the girl who beats up her boyfriends (see Chuck Finley article).  I like this guy on the right because he edu7cates everyone at the party in the simplest way " Uh, yeah,okay people, first , there a re a few ground rules; the first being - ITS PRO_NOUNVED WEEDYA."

-Webmaster 5-20-15 / 12:15 a.m.