Well, thankfully I am here to keep them in line.
Iggy Azalea... the hot, awkwardly bizarre speaking, rap thrashin' white girl ho sounds like a black girl,,, yes, we all know her real name is not Iggy Azalea.
She actually has a cool name: Amethyst Kelly. Kelly is a powerful Aussie name - see Ned Kelly, a role Heath Ledger played.
The illuminati gave her the name IGGY so that subliminally, the masses will identify her with Biggy Smalls. Thus, when they say the name Iggy Azalea, there will be a solid subliminal click in people's minds... associating her name as being acceptable to rap... as Biggie once was.
That's all for now, folks. Til next time!
- Webmaster G